Read a little. Learn a lot. • Tightly-written news, views and stuff • Follow us on TwitterBe a Facebook FanTumble us!
 

Posted on March 31, 2009 | tags

 
 

Tech: So Google, you have a new venture capital fund. Wanna help us?

  • why? We have a pretty cool, innovative format going on here. We’re not lame like most of those other blogs out there. We have a sense of humor and good taste in music. If this web site’s URL had a girlfriend, it’d be an Asian Design major.
  • how? There are lots of ways you could help us – priority in search results, usage of Gmail and Google Docs – but ultimately, we think the best way would be giving us lots of money, so we could hire a huge staff. Thanks in advance. source
 
  • http://gurno.com Adam Gurno

    Dear Mr Google,

    I have been a student of SFB for a few months now and I can assure you that any VC money invested here will NOT be spent on hookers and blow.

    I heard that SFB prefers call girls and cocaine.

    So there you go.

  • http://gurno.com/ Adam Gurno

    Dear Mr Google,

    I have been a student of SFB for a few months now and I can assure you that any VC money invested here will NOT be spent on hookers and blow.

    I heard that SFB prefers call girls and cocaine.

    So there you go.

  • http://gurno.com/ Adam Gurno

    Eh, I meant the previous comment to be funny and lighthearted and it totally isn’t.

    SFB is awesome. So there. :)

  • http://gurno.com Adam Gurno

    Eh, I meant the previous comment to be funny and lighthearted and it totally isn’t.

    SFB is awesome. So there. :)

More in Tech (2 of 2 articles)