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July 18, 2014
17:55 // 5 days ago
July 6, 2014
That was the problem with Harriet. It can’t be conjugated in Icelandic.
Icelandic resident Tristan Cardew • Discussing the situation regarding his 10-year-old daughter Harriet, whose passport renewal was denied because it’s not an approved name under Icelandic law. The girl was able to travel previously on a passport that listed her name as “Stúlka,” or “girl.” “But this time, the authorities have decided to apply the letter of the law,” Cardew said. “And that says no official document will be issued to people who do not bear an approved Icelandic name.”
21:56 // 2 weeks ago
July 5, 2014
We are not against headbanging. The risk of injury is very, very low. But I think if (our patient) had (gone) to a classical concert, this would not have happened.
Dr. Ariyan Pirayesh Islamian • Discussing one of his patients, a German metal fan who suffered a brain injury which doctors believed was brought on by a headbanging habit that led to negative effects after a Motorhead concert. While such incidences of headbanging-related brain damage are rare, they are possible, experts say.
16:46 // 2 weeks ago
June 27, 2014
It is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike. Rep. Lucas’ look alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about Jan. 11, 2011.
Failed Oklahoma congressional candidate Tim Murray • Accusing his rival, Frank D. Lucas, of being a plant, and saying that, for that reason, he plans to contest the primary results. In other words, he’s batshit insane.
16:31 // 3 weeks ago
How about no

How about no

13:46 // 3 weeks ago
June 25, 2014
Well, at least the protesters didn’t ask for $3 billion dollars.
Side note: This is the kind of protest you’d expect this made-up guy to be at.

Well, at least the protesters didn’t ask for $3 billion dollars.

Side note: This is the kind of protest you’d expect this made-up guy to be at.

17:34 // 4 weeks ago
June 4, 2014
laughterkey:

hman:


Do you have a hair strategy for 2016? 
‘I’m at an age where I can pretty much do what I want:  Here I am, whether you like my hair or not.’” 

(via)

That’s not a joke? They asked her that?

Her foreign hair policy stands unchanged.

laughterkey:

hman:

Do you have a hair strategy for 2016?

‘I’m at an age where I can pretty much do what I want:  Here I am, whether you like my hair or not.’” 

(via)

That’s not a joke? They asked her that?

Her foreign hair policy stands unchanged.

10:40 // 1 month ago
May 9, 2014
19:52 // 2 months ago
April 26, 2014
Magic Johnson’s take on Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling, who was caught on tape chiding his girlfriend for hanging out with Johnson and posting a picture of the encounter on Instagram. Exact words: ”Yeah, it bothers me a lot that you want to promo, broadcast that you’re associating with black people. Do you have to?”

Magic Johnson’s take on Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling, who was caught on tape chiding his girlfriend for hanging out with Johnson and posting a picture of the encounter on Instagram. Exact words: ”Yeah, it bothers me a lot that you want to promo, broadcast that you’re associating with black people. Do you have to?”

14:43 // 2 months ago
April 21, 2014
Hitchin’ a ride: A 16-year-old boy managed to survive a flight from San Jose, Calif. to Maui by hanging out in the wheel well of the plane. That’s not a short flight—five-and-a-half hours to be exact—and he did so without the benefit of, you know, much in the way of oxygen or climate control. He was largely unconscious during the flight, but despite that, he’s OK. Holy crap.

Hitchin’ a ride: A 16-year-old boy managed to survive a flight from San Jose, Calif. to Maui by hanging out in the wheel well of the plane. That’s not a short flight—five-and-a-half hours to be exact—and he did so without the benefit of, you know, much in the way of oxygen or climate control. He was largely unconscious during the flight, but despite that, he’s OK. Holy crap.

10:33 // 3 months ago