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April 27, 2012

Caption Contest: What’s Newt thinking during his final zoo trip?

Last zoo trip of the campaign: With the swimming-in-debt Gingrich campaign expected to end next week, Newt made his final trip to the zoo during this campaign, a place where he loves going. “While looking at the robotic dinosaurs, Gingrich would often critique whether or not they are life size,” noted NBC News’ Andrew Rafferty, who released the photos into the wild (sorry). With full credit to our pal Margarita Noriega, we’d like to ask you guys to caption these pics. In your response to this post, write the number of the photo along with the caption. What are you waiting for?

11:24 // 1 year ago
October 20, 2011
msnbc:

It hasn’t been a good day for Ohio.
The sheriff who issued a shoot-to-kill order after dozens of exotic animals — including Bengal tigers, mountain lions and bears — escaped from an Ohio farm defended his decision Wednesday, saying “we were not going to have animals running loose.”
Sheriff Matt Lutz said the owner of Muskingum County Animal Farm near Zanesville appeared to have set the animals free and then taken his own life.
Image: Tony Dejak / AP

"CAUTION EXOTIC ANIMALS" should be the title of the inevitable David Fincher movie that comes out of this. All movies based on real-life events shall be directed by David Fincher, according to this blog.

msnbc:

It hasn’t been a good day for Ohio.

The sheriff who issued a shoot-to-kill order after dozens of exotic animals — including Bengal tigers, mountain lions and bears — escaped from an Ohio farm defended his decision Wednesday, saying “we were not going to have animals running loose.”

Sheriff Matt Lutz said the owner of Muskingum County Animal Farm near Zanesville appeared to have set the animals free and then taken his own life.

Image: Tony Dejak / AP

"CAUTION EXOTIC ANIMALS" should be the title of the inevitable David Fincher movie that comes out of this. All movies based on real-life events shall be directed by David Fincher, according to this blog.

1:26 // 2 years ago