EPO all in my veins; Lately things just don’t seem the same; Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why; ’Scuse me while I pass this guy.
Cyclist David Zabriskie • Recalling serenading team leader Johan Bruyneel about his use of blood doping, to the tune of Jimi Hendrix’s “Purple Haze,” which, let’s face it, is kind of weird. The tale was one of many described in an incredibly long investigation by United States Anti-Doping Agency. The report basically nails Lance Armstrong to the wall. Thoughts?