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18:30 // 4 months ago
November 28, 2012
I am confident that I am there for a reason for one more year. I don’t think I would have been on the show if God hadn’t kind of pushed me into it. Because otherwise I genuinely didn’t want to do another year of the show.
Actor Angus T. Jones • Apologizing for his comments regarding “Two and a Half Men” — saying that “I apologize if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed” — and claiming that God told him to accept an $8 million salary to do another year of the show. That above quote is worth at least two and a half WTFs. Oh yeah, Charlie Sheen chimed in, saying: “With Angus’ Hale-Bopp-like meltdown, it is radically clear to me that the show is cursed.”
9:31 // 1 year ago
November 27, 2012
Please stop watching it; stop filling your head with filth. Please. People say it’s just entertainment. … Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, and especially with what you watch.
Actor Angus T. Jones • Telling people to stop watching his show, “Two and a Half Men,” in a video he filmed with the Forerunner Christian Church. Jones, who has been on the show for more than half of his 19 years, has become increasingly religious in recent years, and now identifies as a Seventh-Day Adventist.
7:51 // 1 year ago
March 20, 2012
I gave Ashton a quick call to congratulate and welcome him. He is as thrilled as we are at the prospect of being among the first to cross the final frontier (and back!) with us and to experience the magic of space for himself.
Richard Branson • Revealing Ashton Kutcher will be one of the first people to fly in space on his Virgin Galactic spacecraft, at a cost of $200,000 a pop. We’ll leave it to you to make a Charlie Sheen joke here.
12:58 // 2 years ago
September 19, 2011
"Two & a Half Men" not so bad without Charlie Sheen
Ashton Kutcher didn’t bomb during premiere? According to USA Today, the introduction of his new character to “Two and A Half Men” was nearly seamless. Sure, they had to start with a funeral for Charlie Sheen’s legacy, but the show picked up with the same tone as before. Whether or not that’s a good thing, we’re still not sure of. source
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Ashton Kutcher didn’t bomb during premiere? According to USA Today, the introduction of his new character to “Two and A Half Men” was nearly seamless. Sure, they had to start with a funeral for Charlie Sheen’s legacy, but the show picked up with the same tone as before. Whether or not that’s a good thing, we’re still not sure of. source

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23:57 // 2 years ago
July 5, 2011
10:42 // 3 years ago
May 13, 2011

What Charlie Sheen thinks about his replacement, Ashton Kutcher

  • nice When asked to react to news that Ashton Kutcher would replace Sheen on “Two and a Half Men,” he had this to say: ”Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer.” And he has way more followers than Charlie.
  • not-so-nice However, Chuckie had more to say to the producers of the show. “Enjoy the show, America. Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB,” he said. Hear that? That’s the sound of a man with a chip on his shoulder. source
15:27 // 3 years ago
March 22, 2011
10:47 // 3 years ago
March 7, 2011
This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.
Charlie Sheen, on being fired earlier today by Warner Bros. Television (source)
17:00 // 3 years ago
16:50 // 3 years ago