I am confident that I am there for a reason for one more year. I don’t think I would have been on the show if God hadn’t kind of pushed me into it. Because otherwise I genuinely didn’t want to do another year of the show.Actor Angus T. Jones • Apologizing for his comments regarding “Two and a Half Men” — saying that “I apologize if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed” — and claiming that God told him to accept an $8 million salary to do another year of the show. That above quote is worth at least two and a half WTFs. Oh yeah, Charlie Sheen chimed in, saying: “With Angus’ Hale-Bopp-like meltdown, it is radically clear to me that the show is cursed.”
Please stop watching it; stop filling your head with filth. Please. People say it’s just entertainment. … Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, and especially with what you watch.Actor Angus T. Jones • Telling people to stop watching his show, “Two and a Half Men,” in a video he filmed with the Forerunner Christian Church. Jones, who has been on the show for more than half of his 19 years, has become increasingly religious in recent years, and now identifies as a Seventh-Day Adventist.
I gave Ashton a quick call to congratulate and welcome him. He is as thrilled as we are at the prospect of being among the first to cross the final frontier (and back!) with us and to experience the magic of space for himself.Richard Branson • Revealing Ashton Kutcher will be one of the first people to fly in space on his Virgin Galactic spacecraft, at a cost of $200,000 a pop. We’ll leave it to you to make a Charlie Sheen joke here.
This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.Charlie Sheen, on being fired earlier today by Warner Bros. Television (source)
» What happened? For obvious reasons, Sheen’s estranged wife, Brooke Mueller, filed a restraining order against the Alex Jones devotee and then took the twins from Sheen and his “goddesses” with the help of a sheriff’s deputy. Sheen plans to use legal action to get the kids back. But considering he’s now unemployed and living with a porn star, this oughta be tough.
I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.Charlie Sheen explains himself to ABC’s Andrea Canning. • Perfecting everything we love about him in a single quote. (via abcworldnews)
So the message from CBS and Warner Brothers seems clear: abuse yourself and the women around you to your heart’s content, but do not attack the golden goose.New York Times columnist David Carr • Pointing out the elephant in the room with the Charlie Sheen/”Two and a Half Men” situation, which is that Sheen did a number of things arguably worse than any of his current drama – and to women, even – but insulting his boss ended up being the thing that got him fired. It’s a good point, and one that shouldn’t get overlooked as CBS attempts to figure out what happens next. source (via • follow)
I was referring to Chuck by his real name, because I wanted to address the man and not the @(!&%$(! persona.Charlie Sheen • Explaining why he called his “Two and a Half Men” boss, Chuck Lorre, by his Jewish name, Chaim Levine. Not that this is going to appease Jewish groups. ”By invoking television producer Chuck Lorre’s Jewish name in the context of an angry tirade against him,” says Anti-Defamation League national director Abraham H. Foxman, ”Charlie Sheen left the impression that another reason for his dislike of Mr. Lorre is his Jewishness.” Hey Charlie, may we offer a word of advice for you? You know why you don’t really see Mel Gibson in many movies these days? It’s because he said things like this. source (via • follow)