BOOM! You’re a republican now. Sorry.
goDDAMN I SAY GODDAMN
TMZ found the photo. Bless them I say.
Well, if the past is any indication, Paul Ryan will be adored by the MSM…in the same manner that Obama was!
(Source: remeanie)

TMZ has released audio from a 911 call — made by the first of two drivers struck by former Secretary of Commerce John Bryson in California last month — beginning shortly after the first collision. Los Angeles officials have confirmed that Bryson, who resigned after the incident, will not face charges.
BREAKING: TMZ reports that Rodney King, the man at the center of the police beating which led to the 1992 Los Angeles riots, was found dead this morning from an apparent drowning. King was 47. More details as we get them.
UPDATE: Reuters confirms King’s death with California police.
TMZ reports that iconic presenter Dick Clark has died of a massive heart attack. More info as we get it. (photo by brokentrinkets)
OK, this just sucks. It’s bad enough Andy Rooney’s gone and we feel bad about it, but his college roommate died at a luncheon in his honor? Sigh. Hey, dude up above us making all the moves, mind just giving Andy a break for a couple of days? Thanks.
EDIT: Back from the dead! The Gods do listen to this blog!
We regret posting the photos in the first place and hope you accept our apology — the initial shock got the best of us. If you want to see them, you know where to go.
There’s this unbelievable hunger for a constant flow of information about these people. So everybody has to feed this machine all the time.Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley • Offering an explanation for why her client is always in the news. Essentially, the $3 billion entertainment gossip industry — specifically, sites like TMZ, Perez Hilton and Radar Online — needs her. The New York Times’ sprawling piece on celebrity gossip sites, which includes interviews with Michael Lohan (along with an explanation of how he made a bunch of money off Jon Gosselin) and an explanation of how the Los Angeles Coroner’s Department has had to fend off gossip reporters climbing over walls in an attempt to catch a photo of a deceased celebrity. (They’ve had two major leaks — death certificates of Michael Jackson and Brittany Murphy.) All in the hunt for hits, guys. source (via • follow)