Last week ‘The Onion’ said I was going to become a male stripper. … ‘The Onion’ is probably more accurate than Tom Friedman.Education secretary Arne Duncan • Responding to Thomas Friedman’s bizarre column suggesting Duncan was the perfect candidate to become the next Secretary of State — by citing the second most surprising thing written about him recently. Duncan wins on the sense-of-humor front.
So, after reading this bizarre column from Thomas Friedman, I went to Arne Duncan’s Wikipedia page and searched for the entry on foreign policy. Nothing showed up. Hey Tommy, can you admit you were phoning it in this week? It’s OK, we won’t judge.
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