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March 8, 2012
15:01 • 1 year ago

producermatthew:

Television news correspondent caught “sleeping” on air: An awkward moment was broadcast to all of Austin, Texas on Wednesday when FOX News correspondent Doug Luzader appeared to be sleeping when an anchor working for KTBC tossed to him.

According to the Digital Journal, a YouTube user later claimed Luzader direct-messaged them on Twitter to explain he was not asleep, but rather did not know the toss had occurred as his interruptable feedback earpiece (IFB) had gone dead.

Judge for yourself. [KTBC]

Dude needs sleep!

March 7, 2012
00:50 • 1 year ago
mattchew03:

Well, that about sums things up.

Mitt should use Just for Men more often.

mattchew03:

Well, that about sums things up.

Mitt should use Just for Men more often.

00:37 • 1 year ago
March 6, 2012
23:44 • 1 year ago
Ooh, big error by WaPo: The Post claimed CNN called Ohio for Romney. They have not as of yet. “This is where we’re getting a bit ahead of ourselves,” John King just said on CNN, in a completely different context. Let’s apply it to the context here. What the heck!

Ooh, big error by WaPo: The Post claimed CNN called Ohio for Romney. They have not as of yet. “This is where we’re getting a bit ahead of ourselves,” John King just said on CNN, in a completely different context. Let’s apply it to the context here. What the heck!

23:18 • 1 year ago
We’re not sure if we’re going to be able to call it tonight.
CNN’s Political Director Mark Preston • Talking about how much his night’s going to suck. He’s gonna have to listen to Anderson, John and Wolf bluster for three hours to fill up time while they don’t call Ohio.
22:49 • 1 year ago
The vote tally between Romney and Santorum narrows in Ohio: With most of the votes counted, just 2,500 votes separate the two. This could be decided late. It’ssoclosethatweforgotthespacesinthislastsentence. EDIT: Now CNN’s saying that Romney’s ahead.

The vote tally between Romney and Santorum narrows in Ohio: With most of the votes counted, just 2,500 votes separate the two. This could be decided late. It’ssoclosethatweforgotthespacesinthislastsentence. EDIT: Now CNN’s saying that Romney’s ahead.

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21:58 • 1 year ago
We’re going to get this president out of the outhouse — out of the White House.
Mitt D’OH Romney (via brooklynmutt)

He was actually correct. The White House has an outhouse, right? 
21:55 • 1 year ago
You have not failed. You have a president who has failed you. And that’s going to change.
Mitt Romney’s speech tonight, in a nutshell.
21:44 • 1 year ago
Mitt about to speak now: He’s having a good night thus far, but it’d be a better one if he won Ohio.

Mitt about to speak now: He’s having a good night thus far, but it’d be a better one if he won Ohio.

21:29 • 1 year ago
Once the government takes control of your life, then they gotcha.
Rick Santorum • Using tough lines in his don’t-call-it-a-victory-just-yet speech. He later said “our rights come to us from our creator.” Once God takes over your life, then He gotcha.
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21:21 • 1 year ago
Rick Santorum is talking to a crowd in Ohio, in a town that has a name that could easily be mispronounced “Stupidville.” Some towns you just don’t go to, Rick.

Rick Santorum is talking to a crowd in Ohio, in a town that has a name that could easily be mispronounced “Stupidville.” Some towns you just don’t go to, Rick.

21:14 • 1 year ago
elesheva:

hahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

This isn’t the case currently, but damn, a lot of people sure voted for Obama considering the results didn’t mean all that much.

elesheva:

hahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

This isn’t the case currently, but damn, a lot of people sure voted for Obama considering the results didn’t mean all that much.

20:46 • 1 year ago
Newt just credited his supporters for preventing the murder of his campaign by the media: “You believed in the power of ideas!” He’s like recapping every single thing that happened in the campaign — every high and low.

Newt just credited his supporters for preventing the murder of his campaign by the media: “You believed in the power of ideas!” He’s like recapping every single thing that happened in the campaign — every high and low.

20:42 • 1 year ago
Our only opponent is Barack Obama, and we are committed to removing him from the White House.
Callista Gingrich • Forgetting about the other three candidates running against her husband. Newt’s speaking now, understandably happy about winning the state.

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