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March 8, 2012

producermatthew:

Television news correspondent caught “sleeping” on air: An awkward moment was broadcast to all of Austin, Texas on Wednesday when FOX News correspondent Doug Luzader appeared to be sleeping when an anchor working for KTBC tossed to him.

According to the Digital Journal, a YouTube user later claimed Luzader direct-messaged them on Twitter to explain he was not asleep, but rather did not know the toss had occurred as his interruptable feedback earpiece (IFB) had gone dead.

Judge for yourself. [KTBC]

Dude needs sleep!

15:01 // 2 years ago
March 7, 2012
mattchew03:

Well, that about sums things up.

Mitt should use Just for Men more often.

mattchew03:

Well, that about sums things up.

Mitt should use Just for Men more often.

(via inothernews)

0:50 // 2 years ago

BREAKING: AP and CNN declare Ohio for Mitt. In other news, Dennis Kucinich just lost his primary.

0:37 // 2 years ago
March 6, 2012
Ooh, big error by WaPo: The Post claimed CNN called Ohio for Romney. They have not as of yet. “This is where we’re getting a bit ahead of ourselves,” John King just said on CNN, in a completely different context. Let’s apply it to the context here. What the heck!

Ooh, big error by WaPo: The Post claimed CNN called Ohio for Romney. They have not as of yet. “This is where we’re getting a bit ahead of ourselves,” John King just said on CNN, in a completely different context. Let’s apply it to the context here. What the heck!

23:44 // 2 years ago
We’re not sure if we’re going to be able to call it tonight.
CNN’s Political Director Mark Preston • Talking about how much his night’s going to suck. He’s gonna have to listen to Anderson, John and Wolf bluster for three hours to fill up time while they don’t call Ohio.
23:18 // 2 years ago
The vote tally between Romney and Santorum narrows in Ohio: With most of the votes counted, just 2,500 votes separate the two. This could be decided late. It’ssoclosethatweforgotthespacesinthislastsentence. EDIT: Now CNN’s saying that Romney’s ahead.

The vote tally between Romney and Santorum narrows in Ohio: With most of the votes counted, just 2,500 votes separate the two. This could be decided late. It’ssoclosethatweforgotthespacesinthislastsentence. EDIT: Now CNN’s saying that Romney’s ahead.

22:49 // 2 years ago
We’re going to get this president out of the outhouse — out of the White House.
Mitt D’OH Romney (via brooklynmutt)

He was actually correct. The White House has an outhouse, right? 
21:58 // 2 years ago
You have not failed. You have a president who has failed you. And that’s going to change.
Mitt Romney’s speech tonight, in a nutshell.
21:55 // 2 years ago
Mitt about to speak now: He’s having a good night thus far, but it’d be a better one if he won Ohio.

Mitt about to speak now: He’s having a good night thus far, but it’d be a better one if he won Ohio.

21:44 // 2 years ago
Once the government takes control of your life, then they gotcha.
Rick Santorum • Using tough lines in his don’t-call-it-a-victory-just-yet speech. He later said “our rights come to us from our creator.” Once God takes over your life, then He gotcha.
21:29 // 2 years ago