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April 12, 2013
20:32 • 1 month ago
Your essay must be five paragraphs long, with an introduction, three body paragraphs containing your strongest arguments, and a conclusion. You do not have a choice in your position: you must argue that Jews are evil, and use solid rationale from government propaganda to convince me of your loyalty to the Third Reich!
The text of a 10th grade english assignment pushing students to offer their suggestions on why the Nazis were right, or as I like to call it, “instant dismissal from your teaching job.” What an awful idea. The Albany, NY school district, where the assignment originated from, is working hard to make amends to the local Jewish community as well as to students and parents; the teacher faces a reprimand and possible firing.
March 24, 2013
20:03 • 1 month ago
Court papers do not specify the number of meatballs involved.
A story regarding a woman who allegedly stole a number of meatballs from a West Point food hall. The woman, who claimed she was throwing the frozen meatballs away, could face two years in jail and $2,000 in fines for the incident, which took place last week. Side note: Pretty sure the justice system wasn’t meant to send people to jail over frozen meatballs.
January 23, 2013
14:10 • 3 months ago
December 14, 2012
00:01 • 5 months ago
October 24, 2012
21:16 • 6 months ago

  • cause CNN had a story online discussing how women’s hormones affected the way they voted. The lede was a total, uh, winner. “While the campaigns eagerly pursue female voters, there’s something that may raise the chances for both presidential candidates that’s totally out of their control: women’s ovulation cycles.” Ouch.
  • retraction Hours after the story provoked controversy, CNN took it down, replacing it with this statement: “A post previously published in this space regarding a study about how hormones may influence voting choices has been removed. After further review it was determined that some elements of the story did not meet the editorial standards of CNN. We thank you for your comments and feedback.” The original story is still online other places.

December 3, 2011
20:23 • 1 year ago

  • $30 per year to subscribe to a special Tetris club (?!?) source

» Wait, what?!? If you’re like us, you’re a huge fan of Tetris, one of the simplest, best video games ever created. However, Electronic Arts couldn’t leave well enough alone with its iOS edition, and rebooted it as a version of Farmville, essentially. Now, just to play the game (which you have to pay 99 cents for, by the way), you have to register for a special social network run by EA. And for the biggest fans, they’ve created a “T-Club” component, in which you pay $2.99 per month — or $30 per year for the die-hards — just for the right to get some extra power-ups. And the final kicker: The original iOS game, which was perfectly fine as-is, no longer exists on the App Store. For shame.

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October 18, 2011
14:54 • 1 year ago

Wondering what Balloon Boy hoaxter Richard Heene has been up to lately? No? Well, this awful music video proves you haven’t missed anything.

September 19, 2011
01:12 • 1 year ago

Netflix CEO Reed Hastings and Qwikster CEO Andy Rendich explain the split. Reed Hastings apologizes at the beginning of the video for the price increase, but then moves full-steam ahead. We are witnessing the implosion of a great company, guys.

March 19, 2011
00:59 • 2 years ago
Effective as of 3 a.m. EDT Saturday, March 19, it will be: email, instead of e-mail. (Other “e” terms, such as e-book and e-commerce, retain the hyphen,); Kolkata, India, instead of Calcutta, India. To follow local style.; cellphone, smartphone become one word. (No longer cell phone and smart phone.); handheld, n., hand-held, adj.
Poynter via ACES 2011 (via futurejournalismproject) • We’re going to live on the wild side and ignore all of these.
January 7, 2011
03:02 • 2 years ago
We just found the most useless slideshow in online news history
Mila Kunis. Ashton Kutcher. Topher Grace. Most of the cast of “That ’70s Show” is still famous and in the news enough that a “Where are They Now?” slideshow isn’t really necessary. But that didn’t stop CNN from making one. The only real surprise is the very last one. source
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Mila Kunis. Ashton Kutcher. Topher Grace. Most of the cast of “That ’70s Show” is still famous and in the news enough that a “Where are They Now?” slideshow isn’t really necessary. But that didn’t stop CNN from making one. The only real surprise is the very last one. source

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December 26, 2010
10:06 • 2 years ago

  • dumb Let’s say you’re a would-be robber the week of Christmas. Where’s the best place to rob? An Indian restaurant? Probably not.
  • dumber Now, let’s say you go in there and try to rob said Indian restaurant … oh wait, did you forget that the cooks have knives? Yeah, you’re dumb.
  • dumbest Finally, let’s say that, rather than using a gun to rob said Indian restaurant … you use an iPhone. Yeah, you’re a freaking moron, kid. source

 

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