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January 21, 2012
19:15 • 1 year ago
Newt Gingrich is an alpha male, and Newt just took it away from him.
CNN’s David Gergen • With perhaps the most hilarious quote of the night. (more here)
19:11 • 1 year ago
19:02 • 1 year ago
CNN didn’t declare a winner yet … but according to their exit poll, Gingrich is way ahead.

CNN didn’t declare a winner yet … but according to their exit poll, Gingrich is way ahead.

18:57 • 1 year ago
January 20, 2012
17:57 • 1 year ago
washingtonpoststyle:

Today, in one image.
Cain. Colbert. God bless America.
Photo by Jason Reed (Reuters)

Seriously, Herman: If you plan to make another presidential run, make this guy your VP.

washingtonpoststyle:

Today, in one image.

Cain. Colbert. God bless America.

Photo by Jason Reed (Reuters)

Seriously, Herman: If you plan to make another presidential run, make this guy your VP.

January 19, 2012
22:16 • 1 year ago
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is it. The final Republican presidential debate prior to the South Carolina primary has concluded. If it sounds like we’re placing a little emphasis, you’re right; with a South Carolina win, Mitt Romney will become the effective nominee. That much seems very clear. But this debate, as the candidate’s final pitch before the primary, wasn’t much of a score for Romney. Rather, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum stole a large portion of the show, with Gingrich’s scathing opening remarks directed at moderator John King, and Santorum’s extended takedown of Gingrich’s tenure as Speaker. To say nothing of Ron Paul, whose supporters are so vital and passionate that their shouts effectively overruled John King, forcing him to let Paul in on a question during which he’d been snubbed. We may have a very clear idea of how a Romney win in South Carolina shapes the race, but this much is certain: if anybody else can nab the crown, the state of this race will become volatile, exciting, and most significantly, will stay credibly undecided.
Thanks very much, as well, to the great crew over at DC Decoder. It was, as always, a joy to collaborate with them for this liveblog. Have a nice night, everybody!
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is it. The final Republican presidential debate prior to the South Carolina primary has concluded. If it sounds like we’re placing a little emphasis, you’re right; with a South Carolina win, Mitt Romney will become the effective nominee. That much seems very clear. But this debate, as the candidate’s final pitch before the primary, wasn’t much of a score for Romney. Rather, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum stole a large portion of the show, with Gingrich’s scathing opening remarks directed at moderator John King, and Santorum’s extended takedown of Gingrich’s tenure as Speaker. To say nothing of Ron Paul, whose supporters are so vital and passionate that their shouts effectively overruled John King, forcing him to let Paul in on a question during which he’d been snubbed. We may have a very clear idea of how a Romney win in South Carolina shapes the race, but this much is certain: if anybody else can nab the crown, the state of this race will become volatile, exciting, and most significantly, will stay credibly undecided.

Thanks very much, as well, to the great crew over at DC Decoder. It was, as always, a joy to collaborate with them for this liveblog. Have a nice night, everybody!

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22:11 • 1 year ago

We’re with Andy. We still miss Herman Cain for some reason.

21:53 • 1 year ago
DebateSC FanFic: Newt Kills The King
As John King is in the middle of a question about Gingrich’s ex wife, the former House Speaker’s rage slowly builds, until suddenly, a crazed look strikes his face. He leaps into action, barreling forward through podium and charging across the stage. The former Representative from Georgia leaps off the podium, pulls a switchblade from his sock in whilst mid-air, and plunges the knife into John King’s chest. As the audience sits in stunned silence, he picks up the fallen moderator’s mic, wipes the sweat off his brow, and says, “The King is dead.” The crowd goes wild, and Gingrich goes on to win South Carolina by 30 points.
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As John King is in the middle of a question about Gingrich’s ex wife, the former House Speaker’s rage slowly builds, until suddenly, a crazed look strikes his face. He leaps into action, barreling forward through podium and charging across the stage. The former Representative from Georgia leaps off the podium, pulls a switchblade from his sock in whilst mid-air, and plunges the knife into John King’s chest. As the audience sits in stunned silence, he picks up the fallen moderator’s mic, wipes the sweat off his brow, and says, “The King is dead.” The crowd goes wild, and Gingrich goes on to win South Carolina by 30 points.

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21:16 • 1 year ago
In response to a question about SOPA, Paul mentions that he was the first Republican to side with a group of Democrats in opposing the bill, thus bringing up a pragmatic argument about the wisdom of nominating a candidate who can build coalitions.
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In response to a question about SOPA, Paul mentions that he was the first Republican to side with a group of Democrats in opposing the bill, thus bringing up a pragmatic argument about the wisdom of nominating a candidate who can build coalitions.

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21:13 • 1 year ago
I favor freedom…The idea that we’re going to preemptively have the government start censoring the internet on behalf of giant corporations and economic interests strikes me as exactly the wrong thing to do.

Newt Gingrich on SOPA.

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21:04 • 1 year ago
All I can say is, it was very painful writing the check last April.

Rick Santorum, in response to a question about how much he paid in taxes.

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21:00 • 1 year ago
Must admit we were proud of this tweet.
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Must admit we were proud of this tweet.

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20:42 • 1 year ago
“I’ll let [Obama] use a teleprompter. I’ll just rely on knowledge.”

“I’ll let [Obama] use a teleprompter. I’ll just rely on knowledge.”

20:35 • 1 year ago
“Why is President Obama for young people being able to stay on their parents until 26? Because he can’t get them any jobs to get them to go out and buy their own insurance!”
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“Why is President Obama for young people being able to stay on their parents until 26? Because he can’t get them any jobs to get them to go out and buy their own insurance!”

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