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March 26, 2013
18:11 • 2 months ago
September 3, 2012
12:54 • 8 months ago
Someone stole Joe Biden’s U-Haul, but the Secret Service found it
The truck was loaded with equipment for an event in Detroit. On Sunday, a U-Haul loaded with equipment for Vice President Joe Biden’s campaign event in the city on Monday was stolen from the Westin Hotel, where the veep’s entourage was staying. After scouring, the Secret Service found some of the stuff from the truck in an abandoned home, and the rest in the truck itself, which was recovered near Henry Ford Hospital in Detroit. (Officials wouldn’t say what was in the vehicle, only that it wasn’t weapons.) Despite losing his stuff, Biden spoke anyway on Monday — at a downtown rally organized by the  AFL-CIO. (photo by Flickr user roland)

Someone stole Joe Biden’s U-Haul, but the Secret Service found it

The truck was loaded with equipment for an event in Detroit. On Sunday, a U-Haul loaded with equipment for Vice President Joe Biden’s campaign event in the city on Monday was stolen from the Westin Hotel, where the veep’s entourage was staying. After scouring, the Secret Service found some of the stuff from the truck in an abandoned home, and the rest in the truck itself, which was recovered near Henry Ford Hospital in Detroit. (Officials wouldn’t say what was in the vehicle, only that it wasn’t weapons.) Despite losing his stuff, Biden spoke anyway on Monday — at a downtown rally organized by the  AFL-CIO. (photo by Flickr user roland)

August 30, 2012
16:12 • 8 months ago
May 22, 2012
21:26 • 1 year ago

  • then In a major blow to American reputation during the Summit Of The Americas last month, several Secret Service agents were implicated in the hiring of prostitutes at the Hotel Caribe in Cartagena, Colombia, in advance of President Obama’s arrival.
  • now Four of the members dismissed from their jobs are fighting back, claiming they’ve been made scapegoats over behavior that was more accepted than some realize. Secret Service director Mark Sullivan is slated to testify before the Senate on Wednesday. source

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April 22, 2012
12:16 • 1 year ago
He’s the most important man in the world this week.
A Colombian cab driver • Joking about the current situation with fellow cab driver Jose Pena, a 42-year-old man who lives with his mother who has become a central point of the Secret Service prostitution scandal – simply by driving the alleged prostitute who sparked the scandal home. Pena has become an intense focus of local media outlets, with some alleging that the cab driver is charging huge prices for interviews in the process of breaking an unspoken code between cab drivers and sex workers. The result? Pena has helped make the case an even bigger media frenzy, if that’s somehow possible.
April 21, 2012
15:37 • 1 year ago
Chuck Grassley wants more info on prostitution scandal
Sen. Grassley, on the case: The Iowa Republican Senator has sent letters both to Secret Service Director Mark Sullivan, and acting Inspector General Charles Edwards, asking if the White House advance team was in any way connected to last week’s prostitution scandal in Colombia, citing a “close working relationship” with the Secret Service. (Photo by Gage Skidmore) source
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Sen. Grassley, on the case: The Iowa Republican Senator has sent letters both to Secret Service Director Mark Sullivan, and acting Inspector General Charles Edwards, asking if the White House advance team was in any way connected to last week’s prostitution scandal in Colombia, citing a “close working relationship” with the Secret Service. (Photo by Gage Skidmore) source

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April 20, 2012
12:29 • 1 year ago
Sarah Palin’s Facebook stalker: Here’s the photo of newly-retired Secret Service agent David Randall Chaney (one of the agents at the center of the Colombia prostitution scandal) with Sarah Palin which led him to write this on his Facebook page: “I was really checking her out, if you know what i mean?” Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
EDIT: Palin has responded, saying “I hope his wife kicks his o’coolie and sends him to the dog house.” Can’t make this stuff up.

Sarah Palin’s Facebook stalker: Here’s the photo of newly-retired Secret Service agent David Randall Chaney (one of the agents at the center of the Colombia prostitution scandal) with Sarah Palin which led him to write this on his Facebook page: “I was really checking her out, if you know what i mean?” Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

EDIT: Palin has responded, saying “I hope his wife kicks his o’coolie and sends him to the dog house.” Can’t make this stuff up.

April 19, 2012
19:49 • 1 year ago
I was really checking her out, if you know what i mean?
Just-retired Secret Service agent David Randall Chaney • Joking on his Facebook page about … wait for it … Sarah Palin, who he was protecting during the 2008 campaign. He left that comment on a photo that shows him keeping watch over the vice presidential candidate. Not exactly a good look for a guy who was forced to retire as a result of a scandal allegedly involving prostitutes in Colombia.
14:12 • 1 year ago
Cartagena women are respectable and you cannot generalize as if the city were filled with prostitutes.
Mayor Campo Elias Terán of Cartagena, Colombia • Expressing his dismay at the Western media’s fixation on the involvement of prostitution in the recent Secret Service scandal. Many residents have grown tired of American depictions of their city, a colonially-inspired city of luxury surrounded by slums, as a town where prostitutes wander every street. Regional travel company Spirit Airlines has also come under fire for a new marketing campaign featuring men in Secret Service-esque costumes, scantily clad women, and the slogan “Upfront payment is required.” Colombians are also confused by the lack of discussion regarding President Obama’s safety due to the presence of the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC), one of the longest-running Marxist insurgencies in history. source (viafollow)
April 18, 2012
19:46 • 1 year ago

  • 3 Secret Service members are officially out of the agency source

» All three are former supervisors, and each left the Service under different terms. One retired, another was removed “for cause”, and a third resigned from his position. The Secret Service is continuing to investigate the remaining 8 members allegedly involved in the scandal, and a separate review board has been created to investigate whether or not this was an isolated incident or just the only time that Service members have been caught.

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April 15, 2012
20:51 • 1 year ago

  • cause Over the weekend, a major political scandal involving the Secret Service — a government agency commonly tied to the president — broke in Colombia, suggesting that agents were hanging out with prostitutes. Yeah, that’s really bad.
  • reaction The president, discussing the allegations while speaking at the summit in Colombia, says that he’ll hold judgment until the allegations are fully investigated. And if they’re true? “Then, of course, I’ll be angry,” the president said. source

» A key house figure also wants an investigation: California Republican Rep. Darrell Issa, the head of the powerful House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, thinks that more agents than the 11 implicated were involved. “We think the number might be higher, and we’re asking for the exact amount of all the people who, quote, were involved,” he said on CBS’ “Face the Nation.” Issa says he want to ensure that systems are in place to prevent situations like this in the future, which he suggested he could lead to blackmail.

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April 14, 2012
20:56 • 1 year ago

  • yesterday In an enormous embarrassment for the United States, a dozen members of the Secret Service were removed from Colombia after hosting prostitutes in their hotel rooms. They had been at the Hotel Caribe in Cartagena, in preparation for President Obama’s trip to the Summit Of The Americas.
  • today New details have emerged – amid drunken partying in advance of the President’s arrival, at least one Secret Service member had sex with a woman, who then demanded money (it’s unclear if he knew she was a prostitute). When refused, the woman went to authorities, who tipped off the U.S. embassy. source

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April 13, 2012
22:21 • 1 year ago
These personnel changes will not affect the comprehensive security plan that has been prepared in advance of the president’s trip.
Secret Service spokesman Ed Donovan • Discussing the allegations of misconduct — specifically, prostitutioninvolving Secret Service agents in Colombia for a summit that the president was attending. Of note: The allegations of misconduct occurred before the president got to Colombia, according to Donovan.
22:06 • 1 year ago

  • 12 Secret Service agents sent home, relieved of their duties (whoa) source

» The AP has a salacious tip: “The Associated Press received an anonymous tip that the misconduct involved prostitutes in Cartagena, Colombia, the site of the meeting. A Secret Service spokesman would neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of the tip.” Obama is visiting the country for the Summit of the Americas. The Washington Post reports that prostitution is legal in Colombia in specific areas, though (obviously) frowned upon in the case of Secret Service agents. In case you needed your story of the week, guys, there you go. (Edit: The Secret Service responds.)

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