Well, this is it. Two mysterious packages appeared today, courtesy of the bot I wrote to buy me things at random on Amazon.
In case you haven’t caught this, Here’s the Tumblr of a guy who has set an automated bot to buy him random crap from Amazon. Above is the first post. Click to see what he received.
In which The Daily Caller attempts to shame Tom Hanks by associating him with something a stupid parent did at a fundraising event the actor emceed at his kid’s school eight years ago. That’s right, a parent dressed up in blackface, Eagles musician Glen Frey is saying some questionable-at-best lines, and Hanks was caught up in the middle, trying to avoid the elephant in the room as much as possible. This, friends, is clearly a moment designed to make Hanks look bad whenever it needed to be pulled out … say after he narrated a video about the president’s achievements. It’s clear from the clip he never actually wanted to take part in the insanity in the video.
One of these two girls may be Nicole Fiorentino: Fiorentino recently became the band’s new bassist, and Billy Corgan claimed on Twitter after she joined, she revealed that she was one of the girls in the above album that anyone worth their salt in 1993 owned. (“Today” still sounds just as good many days later.) She said that she held the info back out of fear it would cost her the gig. Anyway, because Rolling Stone likes bursting bubbles, they got a hold of the photographer involved in this shot, who claims that Fiorentino, 31, was too old for the photo. Even though they claim this, she looks almost exactly like the girl on the right. WE WANT TO BELIEVE. source
» Oh yeah, the full jackpot: The winning numbers – 4, 8, 15, 25, 47 and 42 – scored two lucky dudes (in Idaho and Washington, separately) a split of the $355 million Mega Millions prize. We knew we should’ve bought a lotto ticket last night.
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