In which The Daily Caller attempts to shame Tom Hanks by associating him with something a stupid parent did at a fundraising event the actor emceed at his kid’s school eight years ago. That’s right, a parent dressed up in blackface, Eagles musician Glen Frey is saying some questionable-at-best lines, and Hanks was caught up in the middle, trying to avoid the elephant in the room as much as possible. This, friends, is clearly a moment designed to make Hanks look bad whenever it needed to be pulled out … say after he narrated a video about the president’s achievements. It’s clear from the clip he never actually wanted to take part in the insanity in the video.
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