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September 6, 2012
18:58 • 8 months ago

  • i scream Recently, porn producer Caballero Video started hawking an ice-cream themed DVD series, which we’re not going to post here. Sample titles: “Boston Cream Thighs” and “Chocolate Fudge Babes” — both of which sound like Ben & Jerry’s flavors.
  • they scream Not happy about this turn of events, Ben & Jerry’s went to court to get the company to stop using the names. They won a temporary order — and now Caballero has to stop selling the tapes and remove the images from the internet. Good luck with that second one. source

August 4, 2012
19:14 • 9 months ago
I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office…When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.
Ex-porn star and rich person Jenna Jameson • Endorsing Mitt Romney for president. Jameson previously was a Hillary Clinton supporter during the 2008 campaign. source (viafollow)
May 30, 2012
16:35 • 11 months ago
I was just in awe that we were at the Coliseum. I’ve made movies for about 20 years and I’ve done a lot of things, but that one really stands out.
Porn star “Mr. Marcus” • Discussing his 2001 adult video shoot on the floor of the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum football field, where the USC Trojans play football and two Olympics were played (among other things). Officials are unaware of how the production company, Anabolic Video, managed to get approved for the shoot, which featured 40 minutes of explicit scenes under the lights of the same stadium where Pope John Paul II once held mass. Yikes.
March 13, 2012
12:41 • 1 year ago
theatlantic:

Hackers Discover Government Employees Watch Porn

A group of hackers calling themselves Th3 Consortium and  claiming to be affiliated with Anonymous and LulzSec broke into yet DigitalPlaground.com, the third porn site it’s hacked in as many weeks, stealing 72,000 passwords and 40,000 credit card numbers. All three porn sites Th3 Consortium has targeted are owned by Luxembourg-based Manwin: Brazzers got hit in mid-February — 350,000 usernames and passwords were stolen — and then came a major hack at YouPorn — a million usernames and passwords were compromised. But the porn network does not seem to be the real target of the attack: the hackers seem most interested in embarrassing government employees who used their official email addresses (for some reason?) to register for a porn site. Foolish government employees beware.
Read more. [Image: Shutterstock]


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theatlantic:

Hackers Discover Government Employees Watch Porn

A group of hackers calling themselves Th3 Consortium and  claiming to be affiliated with Anonymous and LulzSec broke into yet DigitalPlaground.com, the third porn site it’s hacked in as many weeks, stealing 72,000 passwords and 40,000 credit card numbers. All three porn sites Th3 Consortium has targeted are owned by Luxembourg-based Manwin: Brazzers got hit in mid-February — 350,000 usernames and passwords were stolen — and then came a major hack at YouPorn — a million usernames and passwords were compromised. But the porn network does not seem to be the real target of the attack: the hackers seem most interested in embarrassing government employees who used their official email addresses (for some reason?) to register for a porn site. Foolish government employees beware.

Read more. [Image: Shutterstock]

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March 4, 2012
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October 16, 2011
17:47 • 1 year ago
hcdragon asks: There was only a 21 second long video when I saw it. They must have changed it to a longer one between the time I saw the page and it got suspended.

» SFB says: Most likely. We’ve seen at least one screenshot (SFW though a little risque) that shows an eight-minute-long video. (7:53, to be exact.)

17:30 • 1 year ago
nolifealex:

Youtube porn <3

The Sesame Street YouTube page, allegedly, before it got suspended after an alleged hacking. We’re not posting some of the other images, but word is that an eight-minute-long pornographic video (along with at least one other) was posted on the page before it got suspended.

nolifealex:

Youtube porn <3

The Sesame Street YouTube page, allegedly, before it got suspended after an alleged hacking. We’re not posting some of the other images, but word is that an eight-minute-long pornographic video (along with at least one other) was posted on the page before it got suspended.

September 24, 2011
12:57 • 1 year ago
imwithkanye:

I’ll let Jack explain

“Perhaps it will impress on you how sluggishly your pages load to  learn that pornography sites download much faster than  washing­tonpost.com does! Trust me on this. And those sites’ pages are  much more ‘content dense’ and have significantly more ‘dynamic’ content  and ads than washingtonpost.com, with very little simple text  (obviously!). . . .
“By contrast, your site subjects me to a tedious, lumbering  stream of browser ‘Waiting for [various] plug-in’ messages and  download-progress bars. Meanwhile, my screen remains frozen, so I can’t  even scroll through the content that has already downloaded. This seldom  happens on the porn sites I frequent.”


We want to see Jack do a side-by-side comparison in a video.

imwithkanye:

I’ll let Jack explain

“Perhaps it will impress on you how sluggishly your pages load to learn that pornography sites download much faster than washing­tonpost.com does! Trust me on this. And those sites’ pages are much more ‘content dense’ and have significantly more ‘dynamic’ content and ads than washingtonpost.com, with very little simple text (obviously!). . . .

“By contrast, your site subjects me to a tedious, lumbering stream of browser ‘Waiting for [various] plug-in’ messages and download-progress bars. Meanwhile, my screen remains frozen, so I can’t even scroll through the content that has already downloaded. This seldom happens on the porn sites I frequent.”

We want to see Jack do a side-by-side comparison in a video.

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December 30, 2010
21:23 • 2 years ago

  • 2% of Internet users pay for pornography source

» Really? Only 2%? Not that we’re, uhh, experts on online pornography, but 2% sounds really, really low. These statistics are hard to come by, but one site reported that over $3,000 is spent on pornography every minute. We smell shenanigans. And by “shenanigans,” we mean “people lying to an interviewer because they’re embarrassed about paying for porn.” On the other hand, considering how ubiquitous free porn is on the internet, maybe 2% isn’t that low after all.

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