After reading this Awl article, we now feel a duty to go see “The Three Stooges” remake despite the fact that the article is titled “You Still Won’t Like The Three Stooges.” Know why? We loved the shorts as a kid. We’re not opposed to flipping them on in the middle of the night when a bout of insomnia hits. (TBS put us in this habit in the early ’90s.) And we kinda want to prove the writer wrong on the off-chance that the Snooki-free moments are actually worth watching. Suicide mission? Probably.