HEY LOOK GUYS! It’s Mitt Romney here, and I have some show-stopping news for you… And when I say show-stopping, I mean !!!!SHOW-STOPPING!!!! I think that this Obama guy sucks and we need a new president. I know this is a total surprise to you, but hear me out. Do you guys have any ideas about who could possibly take his place in a couple of years? May anyone come forth with ANY SUGGESTIONS on how to end this AGE OF OBAMA? I’m totally lost on ideas here. Please?!