Dear headline: We’d like to introduce you to the concept of “obvious.” It’s an obvious concept. Pretty much, if someone can reasonably deduct something based on readily-available information, such as the fact that the conditions at Fukushima right after the tsunami were probably chaotic, it’s obvious. Anyway, we’d like to introduce you all to our latest masterpiece, “Man Writes Quip About Article, Posts it on Tumblr.” It’s a classic.
HEY LOOK GUYS! It’s Mitt Romney here, and I have some show-stopping news for you… And when I say show-stopping, I mean !!!!SHOW-STOPPING!!!! I think that this Obama guy sucks and we need a new president. I know this is a total surprise to you, but hear me out. Do you guys have any ideas about who could possibly take his place in a couple of years? May anyone come forth with ANY SUGGESTIONS on how to end this AGE OF OBAMA? I’m totally lost on ideas here. Please?!
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