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April 19, 2014
17:15 // 3 days ago
April 2, 2014
I want to assure all of us we going to get to bottom of what happened. Any shooting is troubling. Obviously, this reopens the pain of what happened at Fort Hood five years ago. We know these families, we know the service to their country and the sacrifices that they make.
President Obama • In his remarks on today’s Fort Hood shooting.
20:32 // 2 weeks ago
March 10, 2014

pbump:

Um, Obama taped an episode of "Between Two Ferns"?

Via @hemlockmartinis

Based on how the interview goes, Zach Galifinakis is probably going to be invited to speak at CPAC next year. Even money he bumps Ben Carson.

23:35 // 1 month ago
March 1, 2014
17:48 // 1 month ago
February 24, 2014
"I’m sorry, John, I can change! I’ll try harder next time.”

"I’m sorry, John, I can change! I’ll try harder next time.”

9:48 // 1 month ago
February 23, 2014
15:40 // 1 month ago
February 21, 2014
22:58 // 2 months ago

More on “offensivethan”

dreadfulpenny says: I can think of something more “offensivethan” that - lapdog media agencies like ShortFormBlog that seem to defend Obama at every turn. What about Benghazi? What about the overreach of the NSA? What about the IRS and their discriminatory handling of 501(c)(4) applications, including asking groups how they pray?

Obama’s been just as corrupt as Nixon and yet certain media groups look the other way. Why?

» SFB says: See this is your first mistake. You’re mistaking a guy with a laptop, opinions, and a terrible sense of humor for a media agency. I mean, have you seen the crappy jokes I make on here? Our president sucks just as much as anyone else on matters of national security, but at least he didn’t write a song called “Wango Tango.” — Ernie @ SFB

21:47 // 2 months ago
Ted Nugent, attempting to school us on what is more offensivethan calling the president a “subhuman mongrel.” Can’t think of anything more offensivethan his use of “offensivethan.”

Ted Nugent, attempting to school us on what is more offensivethan calling the president a “subhuman mongrel.” Can’t think of anything more offensivethan his use of “offensivethan.”

20:38 // 2 months ago
February 18, 2014

Stuff you may have missed: February 18, 2014

According to the CBO, a minimum wage increase to $10.10 would cost half a million people their jobs … but on the other hand, another 900,000 people would jump above the poverty limit. The White House isn’t happy with this math.

The situation in Ukraine, already quite violent, translated to one of the country’s deadliest days ever on Tuesday. What’s causing the unrest? Here’s a quick explainer from NBC News.

Why you should always read the fine print: Capital One’s new cardholder contract says that the company can pay you a personal visit if necessary. Oops.

What are you gonna pick? Anything other than Hot Pockets.

Dear Obama: It’s OK not to respond to some criticism.

21:47 // 2 months ago