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January 10, 2012
19:42 • 1 year ago

  • whoa! According to Rick Santorum-associated officials in South Carolina, if Newt Gingrich drops out of the race anytime soon, he would likely endorse the former Pennsylvania senator’s (and longtime fan’s) campaign.
  • however … Even though Newt is totally looking like a dog in New Hampshire, don’t look for him to drop out anytime soon — he’s polling relatively decently in the Palmetto State, though he polled better about a month ago. source

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13:39 • 1 year ago
Todd Palin gives his opinion, but does anyone actually care?
Our guess is: not likely. Ever wanted to know who Todd Palin is giving his political support to? We didn’t think so. Although his wife still hasn’t announced who she’ll endorse in the 2012 election, Todd is banking on Newt Gingrich. Great? Sarah said that she’s “still in that process with probably 70 percent of Americans trying to decide.” Great. source
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Our guess is: not likely. Ever wanted to know who Todd Palin is giving his political support to? We didn’t think so. Although his wife still hasn’t announced who she’ll endorse in the 2012 election, Todd is banking on Newt Gingrich. Great? Sarah said that she’s “still in that process with probably 70 percent of Americans trying to decide.” Great. source

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January 9, 2012
21:36 • 1 year ago
So Newt had to cancel an appearance today … because some apparent Ron Paul supporters (who may have been Occupy sympathizers) swarmed the entrance of his New Hampshire campaign HQ. Here’s a pic of them in action, via Capital Tonight.

So Newt had to cancel an appearance today … because some apparent Ron Paul supporters (who may have been Occupy sympathizers) swarmed the entrance of his New Hampshire campaign HQ. Here’s a pic of them in action, via Capital Tonight.

January 8, 2012
21:12 • 1 year ago
It was an awkward fit, and in Mr. Paladino’s first few hours on the trail it seemed a bit like a large man trying on a small coat.
Carl P. Paladino, Ever Unpredictable, Stumps for Gingrich - NYTimes.com (via rubenfeld)

 

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09:05 • 1 year ago
Who’s best going to survive in the long run against Obama, according to Newt? Not Mitt Romney. According to everyone else? Mitt Romney.

Who’s best going to survive in the long run against Obama, according to Newt? Not Mitt Romney. According to everyone else? Mitt Romney.

January 2, 2012
20:59 • 1 year ago
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13:09 • 1 year ago
I don’t think I’m going to win.
Newt Gingrich, re: his chances in Iowa. This is what they mean by “lowering expectations.”
December 30, 2011
14:04 • 1 year ago
Iowa caucus prelude: Newt sheds tears over the death of his mother: In a moment that evoked Hillary Clinton’s famous 2008 tear-shed, Gingrich said this about his mom, who died in 2003: “I identify my mother with being happy, loving life, having a sense of joy in her friends.” We don’t doubt the tears are real. source Follow ShortFormBlog

Iowa caucus prelude: Newt sheds tears over the death of his mother: In a moment that evoked Hillary Clinton’s famous 2008 tear-shed, Gingrich said this about his mom, who died in 2003: “I identify my mother with being happy, loving life, having a sense of joy in her friends.” We don’t doubt the tears are real. source

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December 28, 2011
21:17 • 1 year ago
One reader heeded our call last night to turn Newt Gingrich into Cookie Monster. So landofdoom will get a box of Oreos on us. Hope you like cookies, landofdoom.

One reader heeded our call last night to turn Newt Gingrich into Cookie Monster. So landofdoom will get a box of Oreos on us. Hope you like cookies, landofdoom.

December 27, 2011
20:46 • 1 year ago
At heart, I am still a happy four-year-old who gets up every morning hoping to find a cookie that friends or relatives may have left for me somewhere.
Newt Gingrich (via peterfeld)

First person to create a solid Newt Gingrich/Cookie Monster mashup will win a free box of Oreos from Amazon. That’s right, we’ll buy you a box of cookies from Amazon if you figure out a way to make Newt Gingrich into a Cookie Monster. Inspiration here. (Shoot us an ask if you make a good one, so we know where to find it.)
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11:41 • 1 year ago

sleepswithangels says: As much as I despise Newt, I have a feeling this is slightly out of context. Like the next sentence was something like “But this isn’t the way to make it happen.” I’m just not sure he was so supportive of the whole deally.

» SFB says: You’d think that’d be the case, and that’d be understandable, but the truth is, he says this in the memo: “While the Commonwealth’s plan will naturally endure tremendous scrutiny from those who assert that the law will not work as intended, Massachusetts leaders are to be commended for this bipartisan proposal to tackle the enormous challenge of finding real solutions for creating a sustainable health system. I hope that Massachusetts’ initiative to provide affordable, quality health insurance for all continues to ignite even more debate around the subject of how to best address our nation’s uninsured crisis and the critical problems within the health system at large.” It’s full-blooded support, as far as we can tell from reading it. — Ernie @ SFB

11:16 • 1 year ago
We agree entirely with Governor Romney and Massachusetts legislators that our goal should be 100 percent insurance coverage for all Americans.
Newt Gingrich • Speaking in support of then Gov. Mitt Romney’s Massachusetts health insurance plan back in 2006, on a site long hidden in the annals of the Internet — well, until now. Archive.org is your friend, guys. source (viafollow)
10:47 • 1 year ago
buzzfeed:

Context for this picture of Newt Gingrich feeding a tiger on Larry King Live would be great, but it might also ruin the magic.
[The 25 Cutest Pictures Of Newt Gingrich With Zoo Animals]

If Newt doesn’t promise to own a pet tiger in the White House, he won’t get our vote. Simple as that.

buzzfeed:

Context for this picture of Newt Gingrich feeding a tiger on Larry King Live would be great, but it might also ruin the magic.

[The 25 Cutest Pictures Of Newt Gingrich With Zoo Animals]

If Newt doesn’t promise to own a pet tiger in the White House, he won’t get our vote. Simple as that.

December 26, 2011
14:11 • 1 year ago

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