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January 21, 2012
21:50 • 1 year ago
Obama is a president so weak that he makes Jimmy Carter look strong.
Newt Gingrich, who pulled out a Chess/Checkers/Tic-Tac-Toe metaphor a little bit ago. (more here)
21:32 • 1 year ago
I think South Carolina showed southern hospitality as much as any place we’ve been.
Newt Gingrich • Making his victory speech in South Carolina Saturday night. He took the opportunity to rip the media, as he usually does. (see more)
21:28 • 1 year ago
Newt finally on stage: Current chant? “You can win it! You can win!”

Newt finally on stage: Current chant? “You can win it! You can win!”

19:54 • 1 year ago
19:42 • 1 year ago

If you guys want to throw us a moneybomb, we’ll use it to buy Hot Pockets.

19:36 • 1 year ago
CNN declares Newt: Playing in the background at Newt’s HQ? Blur’s “Song 2.” WHOO HOO! 

CNN declares Newt: Playing in the background at Newt’s HQ? Blur’s “Song 2.” WHOO HOO! 

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19:24 • 1 year ago
19:15 • 1 year ago
Newt Gingrich is an alpha male, and Newt just took it away from him.
CNN’s David Gergen • With perhaps the most hilarious quote of the night. (more here)
19:11 • 1 year ago
19:04 • 1 year ago
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19:02 • 1 year ago
CNN didn’t declare a winner yet … but according to their exit poll, Gingrich is way ahead.

CNN didn’t declare a winner yet … but according to their exit poll, Gingrich is way ahead.

18:57 • 1 year ago
January 20, 2012
19:03 • 1 year ago
Newt vs. Schrute: This explains a lot, really.

Newt vs. Schrute: This explains a lot, really.

January 19, 2012
21:53 • 1 year ago
DebateSC FanFic: Newt Kills The King
As John King is in the middle of a question about Gingrich’s ex wife, the former House Speaker’s rage slowly builds, until suddenly, a crazed look strikes his face. He leaps into action, barreling forward through podium and charging across the stage. The former Representative from Georgia leaps off the podium, pulls a switchblade from his sock in whilst mid-air, and plunges the knife into John King’s chest. As the audience sits in stunned silence, he picks up the fallen moderator’s mic, wipes the sweat off his brow, and says, “The King is dead.” The crowd goes wild, and Gingrich goes on to win South Carolina by 30 points.
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As John King is in the middle of a question about Gingrich’s ex wife, the former House Speaker’s rage slowly builds, until suddenly, a crazed look strikes his face. He leaps into action, barreling forward through podium and charging across the stage. The former Representative from Georgia leaps off the podium, pulls a switchblade from his sock in whilst mid-air, and plunges the knife into John King’s chest. As the audience sits in stunned silence, he picks up the fallen moderator’s mic, wipes the sweat off his brow, and says, “The King is dead.” The crowd goes wild, and Gingrich goes on to win South Carolina by 30 points.

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