Well somebody asked me if there was anything I would do if I was guaranteed that I would not fail and I said, ‘Well yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow.’CBS “Face the Nation” host Bob Scheiffer • Giving us nightmares. He claims he’s just kidding, that she’s “terrific” and “a very sweet young woman,” but … still.
Fart Joke of the Day: A Fox 8 News anchor struggles to make it through a story about some drunk dude who farted in front of a police officer.
It’s all very adult stuff.
[urlesque.]
this is in Cleveland. This passes for news in Cleveland. Where’s all my batshit crazy news stories? I miss Chicago.
To the producer who decided to put this in this newscast, thank you. Most awkward news clip since this one.
Also worth noting: The Atlantic Wire, where we sourced this from, has this really cool open comment thread idea where regular users can pitch stories.
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