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September 8, 2011
10:41 • 1 year ago
I think the bottom line is, there was enough beating up of each other tonight [between Romney and Perry] that we didn’t have to get in. You know, never interrupt your enemy when they’re in the process of destroying themselves is an old adage.
Michele Bachmann campaign consultant Ed Rollins, who recently took a demotion • Discussing Bachmann’s debate performance on Wednesday. Bachmann, once the toast of the campaign, disappeared for long stretches last night, no longer standing out as a frontrunner, leading some to claim that her campaign was “finished.” Rollins apparently feels that way himself, recently calling the race “a Romney-Perry race.” Was it the Newsweek cover that did her campaign in? Or does she need another one of those? source (viafollow)
September 7, 2011
20:28 • 1 year ago
Bachmann correctly points out that, contrary to Romney and others’ assertions, the Affordable Care Act can’t be repealed solely through executive order. Congressional action will be required as well.

Bachmann correctly points out that, contrary to Romney and others’ assertions, the Affordable Care Act can’t be repealed solely through executive order. Congressional action will be required as well.

19:52 • 1 year ago

  • Perry With Perry making his debate debut tonight, all eyes are on him. A strong performance builds buzz (as in Bachmann’s case). A weak one deflates it (as in Huntsman’s).
  • Paul With media coverage clearly hard to come by despite solid results, Ron Paul needs to drum up some attention. He might have an effective formula in the form of attacking other candidates.
  • Romney No longer the frontrunner, Romney needs to prove that he’s an electable figure not to be ignored. His buzz isn’t gone; some of it’s simply going to Bachmann and Rick Perry instead. source

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September 6, 2011
11:48 • 1 year ago

aheram:

Reagan Republican or Gore cheerleader?

Gloves off. Ron Paul targets Rick Perry in new campaign ad.

Rick Perry was once a Democrat. Know who else was once a Democrat? Ronald Reagan. Oh, and Michele Bachmann. She was a Carter staffer. Is attacking someone for their policial affiliations from decades past really the way to go?

September 5, 2011
23:02 • 1 year ago
Legitimately, it’s a Romney-Perry race.
Ed Rollins, the now-former campaign manager for Michele Bachmann • Discussing why he and deputy manager David Polyansky both stepped down from their positions this week. When asked if they left because of strategic differences, he said that there is “no strategic differences in the sense of what we should be doing or saying — it’s just a question of how you use your time, how you use your resources.” source (viafollow)
August 18, 2011
22:15 • 1 year ago
What people recognize is that there’s a fear that the United States is in an unstoppable decline. They see the rise of China, the rise of India, the rise of the Soviet Union and our loss militarily going forward.
Michele Bachmann • In a radio interview. Anyone fearing the rise of the Soviet Union can rest easy, as the country hasn’t existed since its collapse twenty years ago. Bachmann has previously claimed that America’s founding fathers “worked tirelessly” to end slavery, and that the Revolutionary War started in New Hampshire. Are we unfairly picking on a popular candidate for making a few innocent gaffes? Or is Bachmann’s tenuous grasp on history a legitimate concern for a candidate seeking the presidency? source (viafollow)
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August 16, 2011
20:30 • 1 year ago

Let’s emphasize something: It’s August of 2011. There is a whole year and three months of this election mess to go. This politician is a frontrunner in a presidential race that’s proven full of gaffes so far. If she’s saying things like this now, is she gonna learn to not do this a year from now? Or is she going to keep making gaffes like these? Even beyond the many issues she has politically, how many people are going to go for a president that regularly makes stupid mistakes like this? Elvis is rolling in his grave … eating fried peanut butter and banana birthday cake. source

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August 15, 2011
21:26 • 1 year ago

it’s because he’s got such a rad name. Roemer, the former Louisiana governor, is one of the many Republican presidential candidates. But he wasn’t invited to last week’s debate due to low polling numbers. Too bad, because his tweets during the debate make him seem like a real hoot. While we learned that Bachmann thinks submission is “respect,” Roemer tweeted “Submission to an atheist must mean whips and chains. Good statement Congresswoman Bachmann.” Ice burn. Next time this happens, Buddy, consider having a Super Bowl-style party with Fred Karger, a candidate in the very same situation. source

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August 14, 2011
11:45 • 1 year ago
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August 13, 2011
19:56 • 1 year ago

thepoliticalpartygirl:

1979
Ames Straw Poll Winner: George H.W. Bush
Republican Nominee: Ronald Reagan

1987 
Ames Straw Poll Winner: Pat Robertson
Republican Nominee: George H.W. Bush

1995
Ames Straw Poll Winner: Bob Dole, Phil Gramm (tie)
Republican Nominee: Bob Dole

1999
Ames Straw Poll Winner: George W. Bush
Republican Nominee: George W. Bush 

2007
Ames Straw Poll Winner: Mitt Romney
Republican Nominee: John McCain

2011
Ames Straw Poll Winner: Michele Bachmann
Republican Nominee: [Not Michele Bachmann]

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19:54 • 1 year ago
03:45 • 1 year ago
zainyk:

Who’s submissive now? Michele Bachmann forces her husband Marcus to try a  corn dog at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines on Friday
Not fooling anyone with your reticence, Marcus.

Whoever thinks letting politicians eat cylindrical food is a great idea needs to have their head checked.

zainyk:

Who’s submissive now? Michele Bachmann forces her husband Marcus to try a corn dog at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines on Friday

Not fooling anyone with your reticence, Marcus.

Whoever thinks letting politicians eat cylindrical food is a great idea needs to have their head checked.

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