Jeopardy! champ Ken Jennings says he’s now part of the 99 Percent.
Is this a parody or a real thing? We can’t tell.
He has political insights:
Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and Harry Reid (D-NV) both called me back personally in 2004 to try to get me to run for Orrin Hatch’s Senate seat.
I am not making this up. Win on a game show and you can apparently run for the US Senate. That was when I realized the Democratic Party was f@#$ed in ‘04.
He shares self-deprecating Mormon humor:
1. Christina Aguilera was born Mormon. Not our finest effort ….
5. My Sunday school teacher, when I was a Mormon teen, once memorably advised us that “There’s nothing more overrated than sex, and nothing more underrated than a good bowel movement.” It totally worked … I don’t remember a single other sermon from when I was a kid, but I think about this guy exactly once a day, and then again once a week.
This is easily the funniest thing we’ve read today.
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