Justin Bieber got attacked in Dubai, and he managed to get away unharmed, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that a grand piano got knocked over by security guards in the scuffle. o_O (via Gawker)
justin bieber is my favorite person in the entire world
People are pretty angry about that last line.
The problem with our country’s celebrity press, detailed in one picture. Especially since the lede starts out, “Justin Bieber’s getting a bit feisty in his old age …” and Patrick Carney is 14 years older.
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How a 25-year-old globetrotting investor and Coldplay superfan from Austin, Texas—who just so happens to be friends with Justin Bieber’s bodyguard—became North Korea’s only true Twitter friend—and the backlash that followed.
“[Jimmy] Dushku has also skirted the edges of celebrity in Austin and Los Angeles, where he also has a home. He is frequently asked whether he is related to Eliza Dushku, star of Bring It On and Joss Whedon’s short-lived series Dollhouse. He is not, though he did invite the 32-year-old actress to one of his birthday parties at the Sizzler in Los Angeles. (She didn’t show.)”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea0361eb2ec6bd74e686308fafb71790/tumblr_mgdbb1fWCu1qat9xfo1_500.jpg)
How a 25-year-old globetrotting investor and Coldplay superfan from Austin, Texas—who just so happens to be friends with Justin Bieber’s bodyguard—became North Korea’s only true Twitter friend—and the backlash that followed.
“[Jimmy] Dushku has also skirted the edges of celebrity in Austin and Los Angeles, where he also has a home. He is frequently asked whether he is related to Eliza Dushku, star of Bring It On and Joss Whedon’s short-lived series Dollhouse. He is not, though he did invite the 32-year-old actress to one of his birthday parties at the Sizzler in Los Angeles. (She didn’t show.)”
… this is one of those stories that makes you realize there are bad people in the world, and some of them have Justin Bieber tattoos on their leg. Wooooooow.
On Twitter today, Chris Christie reached out to Twitter super-user Justin Bieber for help promoting the New Jersey Sandy relief fund. He’s also sent similar messages to Bruce Springsteen, Piers Morgan, Danny DeVito, the Jonas Brothers and “Cake Boss” Buddy Valastro in the past two hours. For what it’s worth, Bieber’s working on it. Are you? (ht Matthew Keys)
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This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: First: Anonymous 4Chan trolls posted a fake screenshot of a tweet by verified “Entertainment Tonight” that “confirmed” Justin Bieber had leukemia. Tweets from Kanye, Nicki Minaj, and Chris Brown seemed to support the news.
Then: Beliebers began posting pics and vids of themselves with their heads shaved in a global show of support hashtagged #BaldForBieber.
Miraculously: The rumors were false and the Biebs is just fine, and now a bunch of tweens (and other random fans) have no hair.
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Crap. I already shaved my head.
(Side note: I actually did shave my head for cancer patients a few years back as part of the St. Baldrick’s program a few years back, raising money for childhood cancer patients. But not for Bieber. — Ernie @ SFB)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcipktlSy91qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: First: Anonymous 4Chan trolls posted a fake screenshot of a tweet by verified “Entertainment Tonight” that “confirmed” Justin Bieber had leukemia. Tweets from Kanye, Nicki Minaj, and Chris Brown seemed to support the news.
Then: Beliebers began posting pics and vids of themselves with their heads shaved in a global show of support hashtagged #BaldForBieber.
Miraculously: The rumors were false and the Biebs is just fine, and now a bunch of tweens (and other random fans) have no hair.
[biotv]
Crap. I already shaved my head.
(Side note: I actually did shave my head for cancer patients a few years back as part of the St. Baldrick’s program a few years back, raising money for childhood cancer patients. But not for Bieber. — Ernie @ SFB)
So here’s one of the more depressing things you’ll see today. It’s a scene outside of a NYC elementary school, in which a congressman (and Senate hopeful looking to win a primary next week) tries to lead a group of grade-schoolers in the singing of an uber-patriotic song — not the National Anthem, but that Lee Greenwood hit from the 1980s. The scene is sad at best and makes everyone look bad. So how did we get here? Read up below:
But seriously … I am not kidding.
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Tumblr this morning. [h/t anne]
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DNA, babies, and Bieber: Mariah Yeater, a young woman who accused Justin Bieber of being the father of her child, has withdrawn her paternity suit against the young star. Bieber had vocally denied the claims, and said he would submit to a DNA test once back in the U.S. from touring. When it was revealed Yeater had initially (and falsely) insisted her boyfriend was the child’s father, this outcome wasn’t too hard to see coming. (Photo courtesy of “iloveJB123”) source
The speed at which Justin Bieber’s staff is taking on this claim is a pretty obvious sign that (most likely) nothing ever took place between the pop star and the presumptive mother of his child. But man, it sucks that his life has essentially devolved into a glorified “Maury” episode.
Police may investigate Justin Bieber baby daddy case: It’s the awkward moment where an awkward situation gets more awkward. But not for the reason you think — they may investigate because Bieber was underage at the time, and the woman who made the allegations … wasn’t. This is bad, because, well, here’s what the story says: “California law states anyone who has unlawful sex with someone under 18 and is not more than three years older is guilty of a misdemeanor, which carries up to a one-year jail sentence.” So … this is awkward.
Justin Bieber’s Pissed Off | Buzzfeed
Justin JOHN Bieber that is.
Everything about this man’s life story is amazing.
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