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October 30, 2013

The latest evidence that idiots with laser pointers must be stopped

  • 3,188 cases of jerks with laser pointers pointing at cockpits during the first nine months of this year, according to the FAA. That’s up from just 300 cases in 2005, and is on pace to topple the record of 3,600 set in 2011. Why are these jerks doing it? Easy—laser pointers are cheap. source
18:24 // 8 months ago
March 7, 2011

Wisconsin update: Are all Wisconsinites named Scott total jerkwads?

So, earlier today, Wisconsin Senate Minority Leader Mark Miller said he wanted to talk. After 18 days worth of holding out, it’s become clear that the MIA Democratic senators want to go home – but they want a deal, first. And that’s reportedly tough to come by. ”I have personally called Senator Fitzgerald and the Governor and his office on a regular basis but have not received return calls,” Miller told the press today. Miller meant his statements as an olive branch, but they weren’t necessarily taken with much love in mind. A recap:

  • guv’nor Scott Walker says he’s actually talking to the cell-phone-wielding legislators ”I called one of these senators myself (Monday morning). It could not be more abundantly clear how serious we are about getting this done.”
  • majority Senate Majority Leader Scott Fitzgerald, who has talked with Senate Dems in person, was pretty blunt. ”I hope you are enjoying your vacation, and your vacation from reality.” What is it with Wisconsinites named Scott? Pricks.
  • Dems The Senate Democrats aren’t on some sort of unified message here. Some claim that no compromise talks are in the works; others say that the end is near. We say that the state needs a compromise, stat. And a good one. source

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20:20 // 3 years ago
February 10, 2011
I call on the youth and the heroes of Egypt: go back home… do not listen to the satellite television stations whose main purpose is to fuel sedition… only listen to your own conscience.
Egyptian vice president OMAR SULEIMAN. • Is he fucking kidding? (via inothernews) • Screw that guy. He’s a jerk. Wael Ghonim needs to kick his ass.
16:41 // 3 years ago
December 28, 2010

So, as you might’ve heard, these contestants on “Million Dollar Money Drop” actually answered this question correctly, but Fox had it wrong. They lost $800,000 on the question, and their mojo, immediately afterwards. So, what does host Kevin “I was in two of the three ‘Santa Clause’ movies” Pollak have to say about this? “They never had a chance to win that money. Ever. No matter what. They got the last question wrong. None of the clips show the last question.” SIGH. OK, Kevin, we used to like you when you were in the “Grumpy Old Men” movies. We even liked your bit part in “Willow.” But we ain’t backing your meal tickets anymore. You’re officially boycotted. (thanks The Daily What, even though we know we shouldn’t) source

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10:07 // 3 years ago