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February 15, 2013
In honor of Herman Cain getting hired as a Fox News talking head, here’s a picture of a pizza. (photo by Bitman/Flickr)

In honor of Herman Cain getting hired as a Fox News talking head, here’s a picture of a pizza. (photo by Bitman/Flickr)

12:00 // 1 year ago
January 25, 2013
brooklynmutt:

Yes, please!

With our boy Saxby Chambliss out of the picture, this is actually a realistic thing. (Cain is a Georgia resident.)

brooklynmutt:

Yes, please!

With our boy Saxby Chambliss out of the picture, this is actually a realistic thing. (Cain is a Georgia resident.)

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10:38 // 1 year ago
August 27, 2012
It’s worse to imagine a world with Obama getting a second term than it is to imagine a world without pizza. Because with Obama in a second term, there will be no pizza. For anyone.
Herman Cain • Offering up a slice of knowledge with extra cheese during a recent interview in Time Magazine.
13:33 // 1 year ago
March 2, 2012

So, somehow, someway, Herman Cain (who isn’t even running for president anymore) topped the infamous Mark Block smoking ad. Any questions? Any questions? The only thing we can think of are questions after this messed-up clip. Like why you killed or endangered that goldfish. (EDIT as the Cain camp says the fish isn’t dead)

11:41 // 2 years ago
February 15, 2012
In full disclosure, I did win a polka dancing competition when I was in the tenth grade at my alma mater, Anoka High School in Anoka, Minn. But, despite my tenth grade polka success and my lifelong love of ballroom dancing, the recent rumors are false. I will not be joining ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
Michele Bachmann • Revealing that, like Herman Cain before her, she’s passing on “Dancing With the Stars”. Odds they get Tim Pawlenty: Even. (ht imwithkanye, who is totally owning the political DWTS beat)
19:50 // 2 years ago
February 14, 2012
Herman Cain says no to Dancing With The Stars
Can Herman dance? That was the question the producers of “Dancing With The Stars” were fixing to answer, but Cain has reportedly turned the offer down, with his executive assistant, Lisa Reichert, explaining thusly: “He can’t dance in an eight-count. He can only dance in a nine-count.” As if we didn’t know already – few know how to hammer a theme home like Cain and his people. (h/t imwithkanye, Photo by John Trainor) source
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Can Herman dance? That was the question the producers of “Dancing With The Stars” were fixing to answer, but Cain has reportedly turned the offer down, with his executive assistant, Lisa Reichert, explaining thusly: “He can’t dance in an eight-count. He can only dance in a nine-count.” As if we didn’t know already – few know how to hammer a theme home like Cain and his people. (h/t imwithkanye, Photo by John Trainor) source

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15:24 // 2 years ago
January 25, 2012

Herman Cain: Darth Cain

(from The Cain Solutions DOT COM)

Darth Cain: What Herman Cain sounded like on his live stream last night, according to a friend of ours, Adam Griffiths. LUKE, I AM YOUR 999 PLAN.

12:52 // 2 years ago

suhfeeyah says: A few questions. First, do you know where I can access the full text of Herman Cain's Tea Party rebuttal? I'd really appreciate it. Secondly, I know that a text of what is supposed to be the Occupy rebuttal is floating around. (I found it on Huffington Post.) Do you know if the human mic delivery actually happened and if there's a video? I haven't been able to find anything on the DC movement's official UStream. Thanks so much!

» SFB says: I haven’t spotted a full text of Cain’s speech — I really get the impression, having watched it, that he improvised off a set of notes — but the video’s over here. I’ve yet to see an actual mic check video, but the text is here. So we have a dual-pronged problem: A response without text, and a response without video. Heh. I’ll keep an eye out for both! — Ernie @ SFB

0:38 // 2 years ago
January 24, 2012
I think Stephen Colbert’s endorsement of me is a marvelous thing. … Keep the youth vote inspired, keep the college vote inspired.
Herman Cain • Discussing his “endorsement” from Stephen Colbert. Seriously, we make fun of Cain a lot, but this speech tonight is (and his answers are) pretty good. He did way better than Bachmann did last year. He says he might do some more stuff with Colbert, depending on how things work out schedule-wise. He’s also pitching a site called CainConnections.com, which will eventually pitch “The 9-9-9 Revolution.”

(Source: shortformblog)

23:08 // 2 years ago
Herman Cain is answering questions from the press. HERMAN CAIN IS ANSWERING QUESTIONS FROM THE PRESS.

Herman Cain is answering questions from the press. HERMAN CAIN IS ANSWERING QUESTIONS FROM THE PRESS.

22:58 // 2 years ago