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July 8, 2014

usatoday:

My fingers are a little wet from drooling while posting this!

These are four of the most delicious-looking concessions available at the 2014 MLB All-Star Game at Target Field:

1. The Hangover Burger: The hangover burger uses a mix of ground beef and ground bacon for two quarter-pound patties. They’re topped with american cheese, lettuce, onions, a fried egg, and a sauce made from sriracha, ketchup, mayo and cornichons.

2. The Double Play: A polish sausage and a bratwurst stuffed onto the same bun, side by side.

3. The Brat Dog: A footlong hot dog wrapped in bratwurst, then wrapped in bacon, served on a pretzel roll. There are peppers, too, so you get your veggies. It’s healthy, right?

4. Lobster Corn Dog: Fried lobster on a stick. There are no bad parts about that.

(Photos: Delaware North SportService)

Hey usatoday, you should get those drooling fingers checked out. That doesn’t sound medically feasible. Also, I’m pro-branded buns.

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vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

Oh, so it’s normal to put your finger in “a piping hot cuppa joe?” Let me tell you, VICE Magazine, I don’t think so. 

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

Oh, so it’s normal to put your finger in “a piping hot cuppa joe?” Let me tell you, VICE Magazine, I don’t think so. 

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If you feel like you didn’t get a lunch break today, this number is for you

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History repeats itself, McDonald’s coffee edition.

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