As with any story that sounds too good to be true, Twitter is all over the Cory Booker burning building rescue with jokes about Booker’s feats of strength. A few of the better ones we’ve run into this morning:
When Chuck Norris has nightmares, Cory Booker turns on the light & sits with him until he falls back asleep. #CoryBookerStories
— Miles Grant (@MilesGrant) April 13, 2012
Cory Booker was bitten by a radioactive Cory Booker. With great power comes Cory Booker. #CoryBookerStories
— Jesse Taylor (@jesseltaylor) April 13, 2012
When the threat is too big, The Avengers call him. #CoryBookerStories
— Razor (@SugaRazor) April 13, 2012
When there’s something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? #CoryBookerStories
— Ernie Smith (@ShortFormErnie) April 13, 2012
I would’ve been at your committee mark-up, but I was figuring out cold fusion. #CoryBookerStories
— Brian Young (@BrianYoung) April 13, 2012
You know the reason another Titanic never crashed? Cory Booker. #CoryBookerStories
— Jesse Taylor (@jesseltaylor) April 13, 2012
Let’s not limit the fun to Twitter! Have your own additions to the mix?
In which, in an effort to raise money for the Wounded Warrior Project, a woman singlehandedly drags an F/A-18C fighter jet behind her at a naval air station. Raise your hand if you can do this. (via PilotOnline)
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