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April 11, 2014
That Heartbleed bug is some serious stuff. If you haven’t changed your Tumblr password already, do it right now, and if you run a site which uses OpenSSL, read this, stat.
Side note: Since when do security breaches use logos like early-2000s screamo bands? Well, it worked, didn’t it?

That Heartbleed bug is some serious stuff. If you haven’t changed your Tumblr password already, do it right now, and if you run a site which uses OpenSSL, read this, stat.

Side note: Since when do security breaches use logos like early-2000s screamo bands? Well, it worked, didn’t it?

9:06 // 1 week ago
CBS has just declared war on the heartland of America.

Rush Limbaugh, on CBS replacing Letterman with Stephen Colbert.  (via mediamattersforamerica)

Not as entertaining as what reasonable person Ben Shapiro had to say. He compared it to blackface.

(via cognitivedissonance)

8:45 // 1 week ago
April 10, 2014
Reportedly peacing out as Health and Human Services Secretary: Kathleen Sebelius. I can hear the sarcastic howls of delight on the #tcot tag from here.

Reportedly peacing out as Health and Human Services Secretary: Kathleen Sebelius. I can hear the sarcastic howls of delight on the #tcot tag from here.

18:45 // 1 week ago
April 9, 2014
Behind the link is a sick burn.

Behind the link is a sick burn.

13:48 // 1 week ago

Poor Mickey Rooney: Despite his massive fame, he died nearly broke

  • $18k the size of iconic actor Mickey Rooney’s estate upon his death over the weekend. Rooney, who won an Honorary Academy Award “in recognition of his 50 years of versatility in a variety of memorable film performances” three decades ago, had fallen on somewhat hard times, with one of his final film roles being a 2012 documentary that exposed how he had been manipulated by his own stepson. Rooney, who will star in the upcoming “Night at the Museum 3” according to that film’s director, left his full estate to another stepson who took care of him during his twilight years. source
12:42 // 1 week ago
A student reported that someone came into the school with a knife and started slashing people, including some of his friends. That information has not been confirmed by police.
Pittsburgh station WTAE • On the mass stabbing that took place at a Pennsylvania high school. The suspect is reportedly in custody.
8:53 // 2 weeks ago
8:49 // 2 weeks ago
April 8, 2014
maneatingbadger:

theavc:

Star Trek’s Kate Mulgrew says she was tricked into narrating film that argues the Sun revolves around Earth. On the other hand, it does offer explanation for why the vessel of Star Trek: Voyager became so irrevocably stranded.

TIL Janeway is in Orange is the New Black. 

There’s a great paragraph in this:

However, one of those physicists, Lawrence Krauss, has already come forward to say he has no idea how he ended up in this stupid Geocentrism documentary. In his Slate article, titled “I Have No Idea How I Ended Up In That Stupid Geocentrism Documentary,” Krauss claims that producers must have taken clips of him that were in the public domain, purchased the rights to them from some other production company, or simply deceived him as to what their project was about—a misrepresentation that he sees no need to sue over, lest it “elevate the profile of something that shouldn’t even rise to the level of popular discussion.” Unfortunately, Captain Janeway is in it, so here we are.

maneatingbadger:

theavc:

Star Trek’s Kate Mulgrew says she was tricked into narrating film that argues the Sun revolves around Earth. On the other hand, it does offer explanation for why the vessel of Star Trek: Voyager became so irrevocably stranded.

TIL Janeway is in Orange is the New Black

There’s a great paragraph in this:

However, one of those physicists, Lawrence Krauss, has already come forward to say he has no idea how he ended up in this stupid Geocentrism documentary. In his Slate article, titled “I Have No Idea How I Ended Up In That Stupid Geocentrism Documentary,” Krauss claims that producers must have taken clips of him that were in the public domain, purchased the rights to them from some other production company, or simply deceived him as to what their project was about—a misrepresentation that he sees no need to sue over, lest it “elevate the profile of something that shouldn’t even rise to the level of popular discussion.” Unfortunately, Captain Janeway is in it, so here we are.

21:39 // 2 weeks ago
It’s a serious bug in that it doesn’t leave any trace. Bad guys can access the memory on a machine and take encryption keys, usernames, passwords, valuable intellectual property, and there’s no trace they’ve been there.
Codenomicon CEO David Chartier • Discussing the nature of the “Heartbleed” vulnerability, a security hole located in SSL services that allowed people with not-so-nice purposes to tap into data meant to be secure. How big of a deal is it? Let’s put it this way: You know how your web addresses sometimes say “https” instead of “http,” and how that’s meant to ensure your data is encrypted? That, friends, is what we’re talking about.
21:36 // 2 weeks ago
12:55 // 2 weeks ago