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January 9, 2013
15:37 • 4 months ago
November 8, 2012
18:04 • 6 months ago
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November 2, 2012
11:14 • 6 months ago
dailydot:

That awkward moment when the Senior Vice President of Design at Chrysler (which owns Jeep) calls you out on Twitter.

The Detroit Free Press has a great piece breaking down the epic-ness of this moment.

dailydot:

That awkward moment when the Senior Vice President of Design at Chrysler (which owns Jeep) calls you out on Twitter.

The Detroit Free Press has a great piece breaking down the epic-ness of this moment.

October 30, 2012
13:23 • 6 months ago
gawkercom:

Donald Trump—ever vigilant—has stepped into the breach and taken decisive action in the wake of last night’s disaster.

Dear Donald: Are your hotels like troll lairs? We’ve never been. We much prefer this idea:

RT if you think Donald Trump was protected from the elements by his fortress of money.

gawkercom:

Donald Trump—ever vigilant—has stepped into the breach and taken decisive action in the wake of last night’s disaster.

Dear Donald: Are your hotels like troll lairs? We’ve never been. We much prefer this idea:

RT if you think Donald Trump was protected from the elements by his fortress of money.

October 24, 2012
13:14 • 7 months ago
Dear Donald Trump: We dare you to donate the $5 million without bringing the president into the matter. Will you do it?

Dear Donald Trump: We dare you to donate the $5 million without bringing the president into the matter. Will you do it?

May 29, 2012
18:19 • 11 months ago

thedailywhat:

In which Wolf Blitzer, of all people, schools Donald Trump on the air over his position on birtherism. An excerpt:

WB: Donald, you’re beginning to sound a little ridiculous, I have to tell you.

DT: You are, Wolf. Let me tell you something, I think you sound ridiculous, and if you’d ask me a question and let me answer it.

WB: Here’s the question, did the conspiracy start in 1961 where theHonolulu Star-Bulletin and the Advertiser contemporaneously published announcements that he was born in Hawaii?

DT: Many people put those announcements in because they wanted to get the benefit because of getting so-called born in this country. Many people did it. It was something done by many people even though they weren’t born in the country. You know and I know it.

Trump hosts a fundraiser for Mitt Romney tonight in Las Vegas.

[tpm]

Long done with this issue, admittedly, but there’s a great laugh-out-loud moment six minutes in where Wolf asks Trump what “his people” found about Obama’s birth certificate back in April of last year — he claimed to Meredith Viera that his people “cannot believe what they’re finding” about Obama’s birth certificate. “We don’t have to go into OLD NEWS,” Trump says. “That’s old news.”

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February 2, 2012
13:02 • 1 year ago
The Ron Paul response machine’s in full gear: “Please explain to Republican voters in Nevada why they should consider the opinion of a billionaire from New York who endorsed the arch enemy of all Republicans in Nevada, and really the enemy of all Republicans in the US.”

The Ron Paul response machine’s in full gear: “Please explain to Republican voters in Nevada why they should consider the opinion of a billionaire from New York who endorsed the arch enemy of all Republicans in Nevada, and really the enemy of all Republicans in the US.”

12:27 • 1 year ago
To answer your question: Romney is going to be holding an event at Trump’s hotel today, likely precluding an endorsement. Wait, who wants an endorsement from TRUMP?!

To answer your question: Romney is going to be holding an event at Trump’s hotel today, likely precluding an endorsement. Wait, who wants an endorsement from TRUMP?!

January 29, 2012
23:48 • 1 year ago

This one is for The Donald. We’ve been digging the new Kathleen Edwards album of late (Justin Vernon should sing backing vocals on every song she writes), and the title of this song seems to echo Donald Trump’s recent wolf-crying. “I’m moving to America, Moving to America, Moving to America, It’s an empty threat.”  This line right here? Imagine her singing, instead, this: “I’m running for president, running for president, running for president, It’s an empty threat.” It’ll make you feel better. 

20:24 • 1 year ago
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December 21, 2011
16:05 • 1 year ago

Necessary context: Frank was wearing a sling on his arm. Our opinion, Mr. Trump? Congress should wear T-shirts and jeans to save money on clothing. That’s what your constituents wear, guys!

December 13, 2011
14:46 • 1 year ago
Donald Trump is out as GOP debate moderator
See what Donald Trump is doing here? He’s waving goodbye. News broke today that, on the heels of every consequential GOP candidate save Newt Gingrich (which admittedly is only two other guys) stating they would not attend Newsmax’s Trump-moderated debate, the man himself won’t suffer the embarrassment, though he’s cited conflict of interest as his excuse. Said Trump: “It is very important to me that the right Republican candidate be chosen to defeat the failed and very destructive Obama Administration, but if that Republican, in my opinion, is not the right candidate, I am not willing to give up my right to run as an Independent candidate.” So, basically, even when the action might imply this election process is about more than just Trump — it’s all about Trump. (Photo credit Gage Skidmore) source
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See what Donald Trump is doing here? He’s waving goodbye. News broke today that, on the heels of every consequential GOP candidate save Newt Gingrich (which admittedly is only two other guys) stating they would not attend Newsmax’s Trump-moderated debate, the man himself won’t suffer the embarrassment, though he’s cited conflict of interest as his excuse. Said Trump: “It is very important to me that the right Republican candidate be chosen to defeat the failed and very destructive Obama Administration, but if that Republican, in my opinion, is not the right candidate, I am not willing to give up my right to run as an Independent candidate.” So, basically, even when the action might imply this election process is about more than just Trump — it’s all about Trump. (Photo credit Gage Skidmore) source

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December 8, 2011
19:29 • 1 year ago

  • 2 GOP candidates will attend the Donald Trump debate source

» It only takes two to tango: The Newsmax-hosted, Donald Trump-moderated Republican debate later this month will feature only Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum, as Jon Huntsman, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry and Michele Bachmann have all declined to attend. This is somewhat embarrassing for Trump and Gingrich, although Santorum could stand to benefit from going toe-to-toe with this month’s frontrunner. Question: Was Gary Johnson, who always complains about not being invited to these things, invited?

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December 5, 2011
15:09 • 1 year ago

  • YES Santorum will attend the Donald Trump debate source

» That makes it a Santorum-Gingrich affair. No one else has RSVP’d yet; Ron Paul and Jon Huntsman have both declined the invite, and Karl Rove, who has a bit of influence in Republican circles, has discouraged all the other candidates from attending. Gingrich said he’ll be going “just for the entertainment value,” which is, well, strange.

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