As with any story that sounds too good to be true, Twitter is all over the Cory Booker burning building rescue with jokes about Booker’s feats of strength. A few of the better ones we’ve run into this morning:

When Chuck Norris has nightmares, Cory Booker turns on the light & sits with him until he falls back asleep. #CoryBookerStories

— Miles Grant (@MilesGrant) April 13, 2012

Cory Booker was bitten by a radioactive Cory Booker. With great power comes Cory Booker. #CoryBookerStories

— Jesse Taylor (@jesseltaylor) April 13, 2012

When the threat is too big, The Avengers call him. #CoryBookerStories

— Razor (@SugaRazor) April 13, 2012

When there’s something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? #CoryBookerStories

— Ernie Smith (@ShortFormErnie) April 13, 2012

I would’ve been at your committee mark-up, but I was figuring out cold fusion. #CoryBookerStories

— Brian Young (@BrianYoung) April 13, 2012

You know the reason another Titanic never crashed? Cory Booker. #CoryBookerStories

— Jesse Taylor (@jesseltaylor) April 13, 2012

Let’s not limit the fun to Twitter! Have your own additions to the mix?