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December 26, 2013
A short break from teaching algebra: Former NFL quarterback (and current math teacher) Jon Kitna is stepping back into the league to help give the Dallas Cowboys a little help after their star quarterback, Tony Romo, got injured. Kitna, 41, will get paid $51,300 for playing backup in Sunday’s game—a total he plans to donate to the high school where he works. It’s the first game he’s been listed on the roster since 2011.

A short break from teaching algebra: Former NFL quarterback (and current math teacher) Jon Kitna is stepping back into the league to help give the Dallas Cowboys a little help after their star quarterback, Tony Romo, got injured. Kitna, 41, will get paid $51,300 for playing backup in Sunday’s game—a total he plans to donate to the high school where he works. It’s the first game he’s been listed on the roster since 2011.

15:07 // 3 months ago
December 4, 2013
8:43 // 4 months ago
August 25, 2013
entertainmentweekly:

We’re on the scene of Dave Chappelle’s comeback.

“It’s easier to resign as the Pope than it is to quit a cable show,” he said. “Nobody said he was smoking rocks in Africa.”
It’s been EIGHT YEARS since he went out in the wilderness. Great to have him back, isn’t it?

entertainmentweekly:

We’re on the scene of Dave Chappelle’s comeback.

“It’s easier to resign as the Pope than it is to quit a cable show,” he said. “Nobody said he was smoking rocks in Africa.”

It’s been EIGHT YEARS since he went out in the wilderness. Great to have him back, isn’t it?

12:04 // 7 months ago
July 23, 2013
ccindecision:

Evidence that Christine O’Donnell (R-DE) Is Actually a Witch (from least to most convincing):
3. She admitted it: "I dabbled into witchcraft. I never joined a coven, but I did it. I was a witch… I hung around people who were doing these things. I’m not making this stuff up."
2. While unsuccessfully running for U.S. Senate in 2010, she ran ad assuring voters that “I am not a witch.” A witch move if there ever was one.
1. The most damning evidence: the possibility that O’Donnell might run again is “keeping other GOP candidates from stepping forward as the campaign draws close.” She’s keeping people out of the race despite being the same Christine O’Donnell who said lost her last election by 17%. Witchcraft!
Photo by Chip Somodevila/Getty Images News/Getty Images

2010 called, wanted its Tea Party candidate back. (OH GOD SHE’S MAKING A COMEBACK)

ccindecision:

Evidence that Christine O’Donnell (R-DE) Is Actually a Witch (from least to most convincing):

3. She admitted it"I dabbled into witchcraft. I never joined a coven, but I did it. I was a witch… I hung around people who were doing these things. I’m not making this stuff up."

2. While unsuccessfully running for U.S. Senate in 2010, she ran ad assuring voters that “I am not a witch.” A witch move if there ever was one.

1. The most damning evidence: the possibility that O’Donnell might run again is “keeping other GOP candidates from stepping forward as the campaign draws close.” She’s keeping people out of the race despite being the same Christine O’Donnell who said lost her last election by 17%. Witchcraft!

Photo by Chip Somodevila/Getty Images News/Getty Images

2010 called, wanted its Tea Party candidate back. (OH GOD SHE’S MAKING A COMEBACK)

9:59 // 8 months ago
July 8, 2013
I strayed, I erred, I violated a code of behavior that I should not have and the public understands what I’m saying. I have learned that the peaks of public life are great fun, but the valleys are much more instructive. They force you to look into your soul.
Eliot Spitzer •  Discussing his decision to run for New York City comptroller, five years after stepping down from the New York governor’s office in disgrace over a prostitution scandal and a month and a half after Anthony Weiner made it safe for Spitzer to do so. (Weiner, by the way, is ahead of Christine Quinn in a recent poll of NYC mayoral candidates.)
0:34 // 9 months ago
May 18, 2013

You might remember Aimee Copeland as the twentysomething who went through a harrowing experience last year, losing most of her limbs after a zip-line accident exposed her to flesh-eating bacteria. Fortunately, though, technology is giving her a second chance. Copeland recently received bionic hands from a company called Touch Bionics—devices which are so effective that she can actually grab things and do tasks that most people take for granted. Amazing stuff.

0:35 // 11 months ago
April 22, 2013
Today in comebacks: Anthony Weiner is back on Twitter. It might take him a while to get back to that insidery style a lot of people loved about his old Twitter feed … but on the other hand, that got him in trouble last time. Give him a follow.

Today in comebacks: Anthony Weiner is back on Twitter. It might take him a while to get back to that insidery style a lot of people loved about his old Twitter feed … but on the other hand, that got him in trouble last time. Give him a follow.

19:25 // 11 months ago
April 10, 2013
I don’t have this burning, overriding desire to go out and run for office. It’s not the single animating force in my life as it was for quite some time. But I do recognize, to some degree, it’s now or maybe never for me, in terms of running for something. I’m trying to gauge not only what’s right and what feels comfortable right this second, but I’m also thinking, How will I feel in a year or two years or five years? Is this the time that I should be doing it? And then there’s the other side of the coin, which is … am I still the same person who I thought would make a good mayor?
So Anthony Weiner is thinking of running for mayor of New York City, complete with New York Times Magazine profile announcing his political ambitions. Can he pull off the big comeback?
9:51 // 1 year ago
April 4, 2013
So remember: 12:01 a.m., May 26. The schedule after that will be approximately as follows: the first animated GIFs from the first episode will appear at 12:01 and a half, people will complain that Netflix is down at 12:02, spoilers will begin appearing on Twitter at 12:03, angry tweets about spoilers at 12:04, think pieces about how this distribution model affects spoilers at 12:05, think pieces about how this distribution model might result in the return of Firefly at 12:06, listicles of 10 more shows that Netflix should revive at 12:07, complaints that these episodes “suck” at 12:08, complaints about haters at 12:09, questions about why people who are so into Arrested Development refuse to watch Community at 12:10, and 25 pictures of cats watching Arrested Development at 12:11.
‘Arrested Development’ Comes Back On Netflix On May 26. (via nedhepburn)

(via nedhepburn)

10:01 // 1 year ago
notnadia:

laughspin:

15 episodes!

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND. Get it.

I know when I’m pulling out the sweatpants next.

notnadia:

laughspin:

15 episodes!

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND. Get it.

I know when I’m pulling out the sweatpants next.

(via evangotlib)

9:32 // 1 year ago