You hear about that time where Stephen Colbert started a Twitter account for Bill Clinton?
Conservative Sen. Jim DeMint is resigning, and Stephen Colbert wants the job. All he wants us to do is tweet #SenatorColbert at Gov. Nikki Haley.
Want to help make #SenatorColbert a reality? Check out Colbert’s pitch here.Reblog/share/like this if you want Senator Colbert to happen.
“Tweet @nikkihaley & tell her why I belong in the US Senate. For one, I wouldn’t just block legislation, I’d body-check it! #SenatorColbert”
For our money, we want Alvin Greene back in. Here’s why:
“There comes a time in every great man’s life when he must be cast in wax — if only to remove unwanted body hair.” - Stephen Colbert
The difference here: If you put them next to an open flame, one will melt and the other will kick fire’s ass in the name of America.
In a bit of unfortunate timing, Stephen Colbert’s new children’s book “I am a Pole (And So Can You!),” which has a very prominent endorsement from the just-deceased Maurice Sendak right on the cover, comes out today. (via Stefan Becket)
Jill Biden and I started this initiative to make sure that this country - which is a grateful nation - to make sure that we do whatever we can to honor the service of our troops, our veterans, and their families.First Lady Michelle Obama • Promoting Joining Forces, her campaign with Jill Biden, on The Colbert Report. Last night, Stephen Colbert tweeted “Supporting our troops takes more than wearing a ribbon, unless that ribbon says, “I just hired a U.S. Veteran.”
Today, in one image.
Cain. Colbert. God bless America.
Photo by Jason Reed (Reuters)
Seriously, Herman: If you plan to make another presidential run, make this guy your VP.
In response to Sarah Palin’s misstatements about Paul Revere’s ride, Stephen Colbert challenged his viewers to change the Wikipedia entry for “Bells” to include the statement “Used by Paul Revere to warn the British that hey, you’re not going to succeed in taking our guns. USA! USA!” (It took someone less than a minute to do it.)
In which Stephen Colbert once again proves his dominance over Wikipedia.
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