rogueelemental asks: The reason Wolf Blitzer is still getting paid is because nobody has a name quite like his. Come on, his name is WOLF BLITZER.
» We say: If Wolf Blitzer was the name of an IPA you might find at some bar that carries a million craft beers, it might be OK. But the problem is, it’s the name of a journalist. And not a very good one at that. (Protip to Dogfish Head: Start selling a Wolf Blitzer IPA, stat.)
I’m super-bitchin’ [and] I don’t believe myself to be an addict.Charlie Sheen • In the key quote in his whole rant with Piers Morgan, which was a big score for him because, well, he was sort of a surprise guest. This certainly is going to be a punch-up for Piers’ ratings, and of course, because the CNN host delves in the soft stuff like his predecessor Larry King did, he used the phrase “the Che Guevera of television” to describe Charlie. We want this on a T-Shirt, stat. source (via • follow)