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August 21, 2013
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Yesterday, Sen. Ted Cruz said Chuck Norris wears Jim DeMint pajamas. Well, we doubt Chuck Norris “wears Jim DeMint pajamas,” but if he did, it’d look something like this. #chucknorrisfacts
 

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vicemag:

theheritagefoundation:

Yesterday, Sen. Ted Cruz said Chuck Norris wears Jim DeMint pajamas. Well, we doubt Chuck Norris “wears Jim DeMint pajamas,” but if he did, it’d look something like this. #chucknorrisfacts

 

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Someone needs to learn about alpha channels and the blend tool

17:53 // 8 months ago
March 21, 2013
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17:52 // 1 year ago
September 3, 2012

Roundhouse kicks for “Amercia”: Chuck Norris is worried, you guys. He’s worried about America, and wants his fellow Evangelical Christians to know that they’re the only ones who can save the day. With a little help from his wife, Ronald Reagan, and some Chuck Norris Facts (seriously…read the video’s description), Chuck Norris takes two minutes to remind voters about the existential threat to the United States that is President Barack Obama.  source

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19:01 // 1 year ago
February 25, 2012

Slovakia prepares to name bridge after laundry-detergent salesman

With a lead fit for his legend, martial artist Chuck Norris is five weeks away from having a bridge named after him. Online voting doesn’t end until February but, with 74% of votes cast for Norris (who currently hawks Era laundry detergent in the U.S.), it’s hard to imagine another challenger taking the lead. While the final decision will be left to a regional committee, regional governor Pavol Freso said the committee will honor the wishes of the people represented in the poll. “The same way as we have so far been building it in full sight of the public, we will seek that the name is accepted by the public as well,” he said, all but dashing the hopes of second-place “Maria Theresa Bridge”. Then again, five weeks is more than enough time for someone like Stephen Colbert to jump in the race. (Or why stop there? The ShortFormBlog Bridge has a good ring to it! Get to it, internet! Make us structurally sound! — Ed.) source

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12:55 // 2 years ago
February 14, 2012
How can the ‘alternative to Romney’ also be a Romney supporter?
Legendary actor and martial artist Chuck Norris • In an opinion piece, published today on World Net Daily, explaining his reasons for endorsing Newt Gingrich instead of Rick Santorum.  The former star of “Walker, Texas Ranger” pointed to Santorum’s time campaigning for Mitt Romney in 2008, during which time Norris and his wife were campaigning for Mike Huckabee, saying he didn’t understand how Santorum could support someone who allegedly bragged he was “more liberal than Ted Kennedy on social issues.” The actor also cited 27 different votes, cast by Rick Santorum during his time as a U.S. senator, which Norris felt betrayed conservative ideals. That’s right guys; Gingrich now has an endorsement from a glorified laundry detergent salesmansource (viafollow)
13:46 // 2 years ago