BUTTER AUCTION! If you are American and wondering how much this “kr 900” thingy is, go over here. This is an auction, currently at $156, for 3.3 pounds of butter. That’s roughly $3 an ounce. For butter. OH GOD NOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOoooo
This NorwayButterCrisis Tumblr sounds increasingly desperate.
More from Norway’s ButterGate: 300 tons of Belgian butter oughta keep those fad dieters fat and happy. Dear nearby countries with Norwegian diplomatic issues: We know how to grease the skids so Norway’s back in your good graces.
You see the headline, right? Just click. You know you want to. You know it’s irresistible. Like butter.