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February 23, 2013
22:17 • 2 months ago
brooklynmutt:

Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh Uh oh, uh oh… MC Hammer arrested in obstructing officer case
Hammer began his tweets Saturday with “chubby elvis looking dude was tapping on my car window, I rolled down the window and he said ‘Are you on parole or probation?’”
“While I was handing him my ID he reached in my car and tried to pull me out the car but forgot he was on a steady donut diet,” Hammer continued. “It was comical to me until he pulled out his guns, blew his whistle and yelled for help (MallCop) !!! But make no mistake he’s dangerous.”
Read: CNN

That officer was 2 Legit 2 Quit.

brooklynmutt:

Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh Uh oh, uh oh… MC Hammer arrested in obstructing officer case

Hammer began his tweets Saturday with “chubby elvis looking dude was tapping on my car window, I rolled down the window and he said ‘Are you on parole or probation?’”

“While I was handing him my ID he reached in my car and tried to pull me out the car but forgot he was on a steady donut diet,” Hammer continued. “It was comical to me until he pulled out his guns, blew his whistle and yelled for help (MallCop) !!! But make no mistake he’s dangerous.”

Read: CNN

That officer was 2 Legit 2 Quit.

 

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