Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal releases his birth certificate: Hey, Bobby, this was last week’s news. But in all seriousness, someone was probably thinking, “Hey, this guy might be vice-president someday.” Might as well get this out of the way now. Jindal’s case is slightly rougher than Barack Obama’s was, because neither of his parents were citizens when he was born, and one of the senators from his state wants to limit birthright citizenship. Both of Jindal’s parents had green cards at the time of his birth, by the way. Anyway, here it is, in case anyone needs it.