Stuff you may have missed: November 4, 2013
The Miami Dolphins appear to have a workplace harassment problem. Last week, offensive tackle Jonathan Martin abruptly quit the team for emotional reasons. That got the rumor mill spinning, and the details look pretty bad: Apparently one of his co-workers, guard Richie Incognito, had been saying very racist things to Martin, as well as making threats against his family. Incognito, who was suspended after the details of graphic text messages were leaked to the press but defends his innocence, will probably have to go incognito to play in the NFL ever again.
Coveting chocolate-covered potato chips? You’re probably a millennial woman, according to the Lay’s marketing team.
Prince Charles could be getting an audit pretty soon.
Blackberry is screwed.