I wasn’t thinking about attacking him. I was just depressed I couldn’t bone her no more.Mike Tyson • Discussing his sadness in finding his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Robin Givens, in bed with Brad Pitt back in the late ’80s. Tyson was in the middle of divorce proceedings with Givens when the incident took place.
It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed. I know it sounds funny … but it was horrifying.Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle - Reuters (via brooklynmutt)
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