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February 28, 2013
18:54 // 1 year ago
February 9, 2013
20:36 // 1 year ago
Maker’s Mark just got a little less stiff. The bourbon brand, known for its bottles sealed with red wax, told customers today that it’s reducing the amount of alcohol in the beverage in order to meet rising global demand.

Maker’s Mark waters down its bourbon to meet rising demand (via evangotlib)

Wait what.

(via notnadia)

Free headline for news outlets looking to aggregate this story: “‘Makers’ off the Mark: Famed Bourbon Loses its Kick”

(via notnadia)

19:02 // 1 year ago
February 6, 2013
denverpost:

Todd Helton arrested for DUI
Rockies first baseman Todd Helton, 39, was arrested early Wednesday morning on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol and careless driving in Thornton.
Reached by phone Wednesday, Helton declined to comment on the record to The Denver Post, saying only that he was “very sorry.”

DUIs are a bad idea, and that needs to be made clear off the top, but man … that’s a Nolte-caliber mugshot.

denverpost:

Todd Helton arrested for DUI

Rockies first baseman Todd Helton, 39, was arrested early Wednesday morning on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol and careless driving in Thornton.

Reached by phone Wednesday, Helton declined to comment on the record to The Denver Post, saying only that he was “very sorry.”

DUIs are a bad idea, and that needs to be made clear off the top, but man … that’s a Nolte-caliber mugshot.

16:25 // 1 year ago
January 28, 2013
breakingnews:

Report: Chris Brown allegedly brawls with Frank Ocean
Associated Press:

Authorities are investigating allegations that Grammy-winning singer Chris Brown assaulted a man in a West Hollywood parking lot.
The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department says deputies responded to a report Sunday night of six men fighting.
The department says the altercation, reportedly over a parking space, “allegedly led to Chris Brown punching the victim.”
The “victim” wasn’t identified but the celebrity website TMZ, which first reported the incident, says the fight also involved Frank Ocean, a nominee in the upcoming Grammy Awards. He later tweeted that he “got jumped by (Brown) and a couple guys.”

Photo: File photo of Chris Brown (Kevin Winter  /  Getty Images file) 

Doesn’t Chris Brown have handlers? Someone telling him that it’s a bad idea to get into fights in parking lots? Sounds like a nihilist.

breakingnews:

Report: Chris Brown allegedly brawls with Frank Ocean

Associated Press:

Authorities are investigating allegations that Grammy-winning singer Chris Brown assaulted a man in a West Hollywood parking lot.

The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department says deputies responded to a report Sunday night of six men fighting.

The department says the altercation, reportedly over a parking space, “allegedly led to Chris Brown punching the victim.”

The “victim” wasn’t identified but the celebrity website TMZ, which first reported the incident, says the fight also involved Frank Ocean, a nominee in the upcoming Grammy Awards. He later tweeted that he “got jumped by (Brown) and a couple guys.”

Photo: File photo of Chris Brown (Kevin Winter  /  Getty Images file)

Doesn’t Chris Brown have handlers? Someone telling him that it’s a bad idea to get into fights in parking lots? Sounds like a nihilist.

8:51 // 1 year ago
January 26, 2013
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January 15, 2013
12:14 // 1 year ago
January 14, 2013
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The Atlantic • In a statement regarding their controversial scientology ad, which we wrote about earlier in clearly positive terms. Perhaps not the best way to make a good impression.
23:56 // 1 year ago
January 6, 2013

The biggest waste of money? The cards themselves

pbump:

How big of a prick do you have to be to go to the bother of having these cards printed?

Via @dkthomp

An idea, Mr./Mrs. “My Fair Share”: Don’t buy stupid politicized cards like this and use the money to pay the tip instead. Problem solved.

22:12 // 1 year ago
December 9, 2012
19:11 // 1 year ago