Stuff you may have missed: November 28, 2013 (Giving thanks edition)
Marissa Alexander has much to be thankful for today after she was released from a Florida jail while she awaits a retrial. Alexander was sentenced to 20 years in jail in 2012 for firing a warning shot at her estranged husband, a case that led to accusations of a “reverse Trayvon Martin situation” due to Alexander’s self-defense claim.
Ashton Kutcher to Demi Moore: Thanks for finalizing our divorce so I can keep dating my ’90s TV girlfriend.
Men’s Wearhouse to Joseph A. Bank: Thanks for not buying us! Now we’ll try to buy you instead.
Want to do Black Friday right? Go to a record store and buy something. Thank us later.
BONUS THANKS: Here’s an linguist’s op-ed linking turkey to Turkey.