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August 28, 2012
09:28 • 8 months ago

prostheticknowledge:

Augmented Reality Cooking Simulator 

Tokyo institute of Technology project aims to teach how to cook the perfect steak with projection onto real frying pan and virtual utensils - via DigInfo (video embedded below):

This cooking simulator, being developed by a research group at the Tokyo Institute of Technology, features a force feedback fry pan and spatula to accurately recreate the sense of cooking.

This simulator calculates the heat transfer from the pan to the meat or vegetables that are being cooked, and displays the visible changes caused by heating. The fry pan interface allows for three dimensional input, and as well as moving the fry pan to aid the cooking process, the simulator can feed back the weight of ingredients combined with the tactile feeling of the ingredients cooking.

“When you move the frying pan, the actual movement is input, and you can feel the ingredients through the pan. Also, the upper part of the system is a screen. When you look into the pan, you can see what’s in it through a half-mirror. So this simulator lets you experience looking into the frying pan while you hold it.”

More at DigInfo here

For people that haven’t properly figured out how to fry an egg.

August 22, 2012
15:52 • 9 months ago
He’s going to try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the U.N., and what is going to happen when that happens? … We’re not just talking a few riots here and demonstrations, we’re talking Lexington, Concord, take up arms and get rid of the guy.
Lubbock County Judge Tom Head • During an appearance on FOX34 in support of a measure, to raise the local tax rate by 1.7 cents, intended to generate the revenue needed to increase law enforcement’s budget. The DA has apparently been losing experienced prosecutors to counties with higher budgets, and the sheriff has said he needs an additional seven deputies. Good so far. So how did the discussion turn to civil war? Well, after the events described above take place, Head and the sheriff’s department will be ready to stop the UN and “stand in front of their armored personnel [carriers].”  When that showdown occurs, Head wants to be certain he has enough deputies to repel UN forces without relying on civilian fighters. A sound plan if we’ve ever heard one. source (viafollow)
August 20, 2012
20:15 • 9 months ago
Today in things you literally cannot make up: Kenneth Kahn, better known as Kenny the Clown, unknowingly acquired Steve Jobs’ recently-burgled iPad, and after he used the iPad to buy the song — again, not making this up — “Smooth Criminal,” police showed up. ”If it wasn’t tragic, it would be comical,” Kahn — still not making this up — said. Kahn hasn’t been charged, but his longtime friend Kariem McFarlin, who gave Kahn the iPad as payback for $300 debt he was owed, has.

Today in things you literally cannot make up: Kenneth Kahn, better known as Kenny the Clown, unknowingly acquired Steve Jobs’ recently-burgled iPad, and after he used the iPad to buy the song — again, not making this up — “Smooth Criminal,” police showed up. ”If it wasn’t tragic, it would be comical,” Kahn — still not making this up — said. Kahn hasn’t been charged, but his longtime friend Kariem McFarlin, who gave Kahn the iPad as payback for $300 debt he was owed, has.

August 16, 2012
17:27 • 9 months ago
13:29 • 9 months ago

thisisandres:

Highway sign dances in the wind. If I had been driving, I would have pulled over and waited for the signs to fall because I’m not a fan of being crushed or decapitated.

(Love the Bhangra music.)

Watch this with your speakers turned all the way up.

09:59 • 9 months ago
chartier:

What.

We have to give credit to HuffPo here — they find stuff other news outlets wouldn’t touch. In this case, literally. The photo is over here. It’s late-80s Mike, we think.

chartier:

What.

We have to give credit to HuffPo here — they find stuff other news outlets wouldn’t touch. In this case, literally. The photo is over here. It’s late-80s Mike, we think.

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August 14, 2012
12:29 • 9 months ago
“Former border agents convicted of snuggling.” How’d they get caught? Clearly, they were too cuddly. Seriously, though, just a funny, unfortunate crease. (ht Romenesko)

“Former border agents convicted of snuggling.” How’d they get caught? Clearly, they were too cuddly. Seriously, though, just a funny, unfortunate crease. (ht Romenesko)

11:41 • 9 months ago
10:58 • 9 months ago
I have not had a drink in years and the one time I do this I what happens. I will never drink again.
Portland, Ore. resident Justin Gilpatrick • Reacting on Facebook to an ordeal in which he got drunk, fell asleep in a dumpster (rather than driving home), was picked up in a dump truck and was compacted with the trash — twice. He lived to tell about it, obviously, only having suffered minor injuries, but a pal of his who chose to drive drunk instead of dumpster-diving got into a three-car crash, though he didn’t get any life-threatening injuries, either. Enjoy your sobriety, Mr. Gilpatrick.
08:24 • 9 months ago
azipaybarah:

The best and strangest photo of Obama I’ve seen in a while, via the AP.
Your caption?

Hadouken! 

azipaybarah:

The best and strangest photo of Obama I’ve seen in a while, via the AP.

Your caption?

Hadouken! 

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August 10, 2012
09:30 • 9 months ago
For nerds only: Here’s a fully-functioning Twitter client … inside a Google Docs spreadsheet, using the client’s scripting language. (via Hacker News)

For nerds only: Here’s a fully-functioning Twitter client … inside a Google Docs spreadsheet, using the client’s scripting language. (via Hacker News)

August 8, 2012
17:11 • 9 months ago
Olympic condom supplier Durex doesn’t like having competition
After Australian cyclist Caroline Buchanan attached the image above to a tweet reading “Haha, the rumours are true. Olympic village,” IOC officials descended on the Olympic Village to determine how the unauthorized prophylactics got past security. Once spotted, officials promptly pulled the condoms out of the village, and have asked that athletes not share unsponsored products with one another. Admittedly, prior to this story, we weren’t aware that the Olympics even had an official condom; however, after doing a bit of digging, we think we may have figured out what the real problem is here. We figure the Kangaroo condoms probably didn’t pass Boris’ rigorous inspection. (context here) source
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After Australian cyclist Caroline Buchanan attached the image above to a tweet reading “Haha, the rumours are true. Olympic village,” IOC officials descended on the Olympic Village to determine how the unauthorized prophylactics got past security. Once spotted, officials promptly pulled the condoms out of the village, and have asked that athletes not share unsponsored products with one another. Admittedly, prior to this story, we weren’t aware that the Olympics even had an official condom; however, after doing a bit of digging, we think we may have figured out what the real problem is here. We figure the Kangaroo condoms probably didn’t pass Boris’ rigorous inspection(context here) source

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12:41 • 9 months ago
theatlantic:

Pandora Asks Listeners to Share Their E-mails With Romney 

[Crystal] Harris took a screenshot of the request and tweeted it with a one-word comment: #fail.


Does someone listening to Garth Brooks automatically fall under the Republican column? Questions, questions …

theatlantic:

Pandora Asks Listeners to Share Their E-mails With Romney 

[Crystal] Harris took a screenshot of the request and tweeted it with a one-word comment: #fail.

Does someone listening to Garth Brooks automatically fall under the Republican column? Questions, questions …

August 1, 2012
09:47 • 9 months ago
Alright, who replaced the mayor of London with Mr. Bean?

Alright, who replaced the mayor of London with Mr. Bean?

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