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March 13, 2013
14:35 • 2 months ago
tmz:

HOLY SMOKE! Cardinals decide on a new POPE!

Reblogging because we’re not sure what else to do with this.

tmz:

HOLY SMOKE! Cardinals decide on a new POPE!

Reblogging because we’re not sure what else to do with this.

09:21 • 2 months ago
Remember, America: When you become rich and famous and in need of hip surgery, you too can recover on a gold-plated wheelchair like Lady Gaga.

Remember, America: When you become rich and famous and in need of hip surgery, you too can recover on a gold-plated wheelchair like Lady Gaga.

March 12, 2013
08:55 • 2 months ago
March 11, 2013
22:01 • 2 months ago
I don’t condone what he does, but he’s my friend.
Former NBA superstar Dennis Rodman • Discussing his plans to visit North Korea again in August to vacation with Kim Jong-un. Rodman made the comments to what clearly is the most prominent media outlet in the country, Fargo, North Dakota’s KXJB. Rodman was reportedly giddy throughout the interview. Remember when the weirdest thing this guy did was color his hair purple?
16:01 • 2 months ago
Today in WTF: A Gawker tipster has revealed that the Boy Scouts of America aren’t sure if those scary Gays™ can keep their eyes/hands to themselves. The BSA is apparently polling members about the appropriateness of homosexual leaders attending overnight camping trips, and other rules/activities which could/would be impacted by a proposed change to the BSA’s policy barring gay members. While some argue that certain questions have merit — like questions about the appropriateness of gay teens sharing a tent — the overall tone and apparent need for such a poll doesn’t seem very inclusive to us. Thoughts?

Today in WTF: A Gawker tipster has revealed that the Boy Scouts of America aren’t sure if those scary Gays™ can keep their eyes/hands to themselves. The BSA is apparently polling members about the appropriateness of homosexual leaders attending overnight camping trips, and other rules/activities which could/would be impacted by a proposed change to the BSA’s policy barring gay members. While some argue that certain questions have merit — like questions about the appropriateness of gay teens sharing a tent — the overall tone and apparent need for such a poll doesn’t seem very inclusive to us. Thoughts?

March 4, 2013
13:31 • 2 months ago
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February 27, 2013
15:33 • 2 months ago

Ridiculous Story of the Day: A California high school student set up a sting operation to catch a locker thief at Linden High School, only to discover one of her teachers was actually the one guilty of taking students’ money. Naturally, after she showed the footage to her principal, he asked her to delete the footage. Yes, really. (ht Gawker) source

February 25, 2013
00:27 • 2 months ago
The Onion’s last half hour of tweets: Where to start? Particularly in regards to the one we blacked out. *shudder*

The Onion’s last half hour of tweets: Where to start? Particularly in regards to the one we blacked out. *shudder*

February 19, 2013
22:41 • 2 months ago

Need an idea of how far Billy Corgan has fallen? Well, the Smashing Pumpkins singer a) is featured in this furniture commercial with the b) wrestling company he owns, and c) the jingle isn’t even a B-side from “Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.” Like Jack White, Corgan has weird hobbies and tastes. Unlike Jack White, they’re lame weird hobbies.

18:11 • 2 months ago
Murder suspect on the run from the law for over a year turns himself in, told the police station is closed … Murder suspect on the run from the law for over a year turns himself in, told the police station is closed … No matter how many times we read, type, or say this one out loud, we’re pretty sure nothing is ever going to make this make sense to us. Even if “things are a bit messy” right now, are you really telling us there wasn’t anybody that could have escorted Mr. Hadri to another station? source

Murder suspect on the run from the law for over a year turns himself in, told the police station is closed … Murder suspect on the run from the law for over a year turns himself in, told the police station is closed … No matter how many times we read, type, or say this one out loud, we’re pretty sure nothing is ever going to make this make sense to us. Even if “things are a bit messy” right now, are you really telling us there wasn’t anybody that could have escorted Mr. Hadri to another station? source

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10:29 • 2 months ago
February 18, 2013
16:03 • 3 months ago
What’s the first thing you would think if you got a letter like that? You’d think it was some kind of scam.
Attorney Donald Behle • Discussing his deceased client, Ray Fulk, and his decision to leave the bulk of his $1 million estate to two obscure television actors—Kevin Brophy, who was raised by wolves in the 1970s TV show “Lucan,” and Peter Barton, a 1980s-era star of “The Young and the Restless.” Fulk, a reclusive man who lived in an Illinois farmhouse without running water, claimed he was friends with the two actors, who each starred in the 1981 Linda Blair movie “Hell Night.” (Barton, while skeptical, eventually met with Behle to analyze the estate.) But Behle points out that the friendship goes as far as the fan letters he exchanged with the two actors. “They sent back responses that basically said thanks for writing and please watch me in whatever their next movie or show was,” Behle explains. (ht @putneydm)
09:02 • 3 months ago

breakingnews:

AFP: The body of a kidnapped Russian lawmaker has been found in a cement-filled barrel in a cellar outside Moscow, investigators said Monday.

‘The body of Mikhail Pakhomov, a lawmaker from Lipetsk city council, has been found in one of the cellars of a private garage in a metal barrel filled with cement,’ the Investigative Committee said in a statement.

Yes, stuff like this still happens in 2013. It’s pretty messed up, wouldn’t you say?

February 15, 2013
11:55 • 3 months ago
reuters:

Norwegian public television plans to broadcast a burning fireplace for 12 straight hours from Friday evening, with firewood specialists providing color commentary, expert advice and a bit of cultural tutoring.
“We’ll talk about the very nerdy subjects like burning, slicing and stacking the wood, but we’ll also have cultural segments with music and poems,” Rune Moeklebust, a producer for state broadcaster NRK.
“It will be very slow but noble television.”
READ ON: Norway plans 12-hour prime-time TV show of a fireplace

No way.

reuters:

Norwegian public television plans to broadcast a burning fireplace for 12 straight hours from Friday evening, with firewood specialists providing color commentary, expert advice and a bit of cultural tutoring.

“We’ll talk about the very nerdy subjects like burning, slicing and stacking the wood, but we’ll also have cultural segments with music and poems,” Rune Moeklebust, a producer for state broadcaster NRK.

“It will be very slow but noble television.”

READ ON: Norway plans 12-hour prime-time TV show of a fireplace

No way.

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