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August 25, 2014

This is the bestworst crowdfunding video ever. It’s for some app that gamifies to-do lists, but the director of this clearly has watched “The Room” too many times, and somehow got a budget. Epic multifive. (ht BetaBeat)

18:19 // 2 weeks ago
August 19, 2014

New on the list of things the world didn’t need: Uber now delivers condoms and KY Jelly to some of its customers, Kozmo-style. Is that an Uber, or are you just happy to see me?

20:40 // 3 weeks ago
July 18, 2014
17:55 // 1 month ago
July 6, 2014
That was the problem with Harriet. It can’t be conjugated in Icelandic.
Icelandic resident Tristan Cardew • Discussing the situation regarding his 10-year-old daughter Harriet, whose passport renewal was denied because it’s not an approved name under Icelandic law. The girl was able to travel previously on a passport that listed her name as “Stúlka,” or “girl.” “But this time, the authorities have decided to apply the letter of the law,” Cardew said. “And that says no official document will be issued to people who do not bear an approved Icelandic name.”
21:56 // 2 months ago
July 5, 2014
We are not against headbanging. The risk of injury is very, very low. But I think if (our patient) had (gone) to a classical concert, this would not have happened.
Dr. Ariyan Pirayesh Islamian • Discussing one of his patients, a German metal fan who suffered a brain injury which doctors believed was brought on by a headbanging habit that led to negative effects after a Motorhead concert. While such incidences of headbanging-related brain damage are rare, they are possible, experts say.
16:46 // 2 months ago
June 27, 2014
It is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike. Rep. Lucas’ look alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about Jan. 11, 2011.
Failed Oklahoma congressional candidate Tim Murray • Accusing his rival, Frank D. Lucas, of being a plant, and saying that, for that reason, he plans to contest the primary results. In other words, he’s batshit insane.
16:31 // 2 months ago
How about no

How about no

13:46 // 2 months ago
June 25, 2014
Well, at least the protesters didn’t ask for $3 billion dollars.
Side note: This is the kind of protest you’d expect this made-up guy to be at.

Well, at least the protesters didn’t ask for $3 billion dollars.

Side note: This is the kind of protest you’d expect this made-up guy to be at.

17:34 // 2 months ago
June 4, 2014
laughterkey:

hman:


Do you have a hair strategy for 2016? 
‘I’m at an age where I can pretty much do what I want:  Here I am, whether you like my hair or not.’” 

(via)

That’s not a joke? They asked her that?

Her foreign hair policy stands unchanged.

laughterkey:

hman:

Do you have a hair strategy for 2016?

‘I’m at an age where I can pretty much do what I want:  Here I am, whether you like my hair or not.’” 

(via)

That’s not a joke? They asked her that?

Her foreign hair policy stands unchanged.

10:40 // 3 months ago
May 9, 2014
19:52 // 4 months ago