teases: on • reblogs: on

ShortFormBlog

Read a little. Learn a lot. • Ask Us Stuff!FAQArchiveTimeline

Tagged: WTF

Our best freaking stuff right now:

May 17, 2013
08:39 • 2 days ago
nationalpost:

Gawker claims to have seen video of Rob Ford using crack cocaine pipeA published report says a video that appears to show Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack cocaine is being shopped around by a group of men allegedly involved in the drug trade.There was no way to verify the video, however, which was the subject of a report on Gawker on Thursday and then became the subject of numerous stories.The Toronto Star said two of its reporters watched the video and said it appears to show Ford in a room, sitting in a chair, inhaling from what appears to be a glass crack pipe.A story on the Star website Friday also alleges Ford makes several disparaging and crude remarks about Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau and the high school football team he coaches.A lawyer retained by Ford, Dennis Morris, told the newspaper that Thursday’s publication by the Gawker website of some details related to the video was “false and defamatory.”

In case you missed this last night, because this is definitely not one to miss.

nationalpost:

Gawker claims to have seen video of Rob Ford using crack cocaine pipe
A published report says a video that appears to show Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack cocaine is being shopped around by a group of men allegedly involved in the drug trade.

There was no way to verify the video, however, which was the subject of a report on Gawker on Thursday and then became the subject of numerous stories.

The Toronto Star said two of its reporters watched the video and said it appears to show Ford in a room, sitting in a chair, inhaling from what appears to be a glass crack pipe.

A story on the Star website Friday also alleges Ford makes several disparaging and crude remarks about Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau and the high school football team he coaches.

A lawyer retained by Ford, Dennis Morris, told the newspaper that Thursday’s publication by the Gawker website of some details related to the video was “false and defamatory.”

In case you missed this last night, because this is definitely not one to miss.

May 10, 2013
20:10 • 1 week ago
Mike Tyson has an Adult Swim series coming, and boy, does it have a great description.
We’re just going to post it straight up from the press release, no editing: “In the new animated comedy series Mike Tyson Mysteries, Mike Tyson is taking the fight from the boxing ring to the streets… by solving mysteries! Armed with a magical tattoo on his face and a trusty associate by his side — a talking pigeon — if you have a problem that needs solving, Iron Mike is in your corner. The series incorporates live-action appearances featuring Mighty Mike himself, and the gloves come off as the former heavyweight champ and his fowl-mouthed partner gear up for weekly adventures as they put unsolved mysteries — like how to defeat a super computer at chess or why a famous author/werewolf can’t finish his novel — down for the count. Animated quarter-hour from Warner Bros Animation.” (photo by Brian Birzer/via Wikimedia Commons)

Mike Tyson has an Adult Swim series coming, and boy, does it have a great description.

We’re just going to post it straight up from the press release, no editing: “In the new animated comedy series Mike Tyson Mysteries, Mike Tyson is taking the fight from the boxing ring to the streets… by solving mysteries! Armed with a magical tattoo on his face and a trusty associate by his side — a talking pigeon — if you have a problem that needs solving, Iron Mike is in your corner. The series incorporates live-action appearances featuring Mighty Mike himself, and the gloves come off as the former heavyweight champ and his fowl-mouthed partner gear up for weekly adventures as they put unsolved mysteries — like how to defeat a super computer at chess or why a famous author/werewolf can’t finish his novel — down for the count. Animated quarter-hour from Warner Bros Animation.” (photo by Brian Birzer/via Wikimedia Commons)

May 9, 2013
04:42 • 1 week ago
May 2, 2013
12:03 • 2 weeks ago
April 28, 2013
11:56 • 3 weeks ago
What a gas: Back in 1925, the U.S. government started a giant helium reserve, assuming that it would be essential to our military forces, which we correctly assumed would be made up of thousands of zeppelins like the one shown above. Instead, it became a key element of birthday parties nationwide, with much of that thin air being supplied by the federal government. In recent years, numerous presidents have tried to get rid of the Federal Helium Program, with President Clinton signing a law in 1996 to eventually shut it down. But there’s a problem: Nobody in the private sector has stepped up to replace the program, leading to members of the House recently voting to keep the program going for a few more years. In other words, the private sector is high on the government’s supply.

What a gas: Back in 1925, the U.S. government started a giant helium reserve, assuming that it would be essential to our military forces, which we correctly assumed would be made up of thousands of zeppelins like the one shown above. Instead, it became a key element of birthday parties nationwide, with much of that thin air being supplied by the federal government. In recent years, numerous presidents have tried to get rid of the Federal Helium Program, with President Clinton signing a law in 1996 to eventually shut it down. But there’s a problem: Nobody in the private sector has stepped up to replace the program, leading to members of the House recently voting to keep the program going for a few more years. In other words, the private sector is high on the government’s supply.

April 24, 2013
14:43 • 3 weeks ago

perzadook:

brooklynmutt:

Yeah, so this just happened.

I don’t know

This ricin thing is secretly the greatest thing that ever happened to this guy.

Follow us on Facebook:
April 21, 2013
15:23 • 4 weeks ago

buzzfeedlgbt:

School Fires Gay Teacher After Her Partner’s Name Appears In Her Mother’s Obituary

“If it wouldn’t have been for my mom’s obituary and my partner’s name being Julie and not Chris or Pat or whomever, I wouldn’t be in this situation right now. It would be Wednesday, 8th period, badminton tournament.”

April 18, 2013
12:25 • 1 month ago

So Paul Kevin Curtis, the suspect in the ricin mailing incidents (one to a Sen. Roger Wicker; one to President Obama), fancies himself a musician in that sort of broken, home-spun way you might remember from such films as “The Foot Fist Way.” I know what you’re thinking: “SFB, Danny McBride didn’t sing in ‘The Foot Fist Way!’” Well, as it turns out, this guy is also a master of martial arts, based on his Twitter profile pic. (Also, he sort of made it obvious it was probably the same person, using the same phrasing on social media as he did in the tainted letters he sent.) Above is a video of him singing the Prince classic “Little Red Corvette” to a room of terrified students. (ht Dave Weigel)

April 13, 2013
19:29 • 1 month ago

pbump:

Tucker Carlson did a little fishing in Central Park today.

Central Park, the hub of Tucker Carlson fly fishing.

April 12, 2013
12:20 • 1 month ago
He’s so unusual.
Update: Rep. Steve Cohen pretended to be “hot” for Cyndi Lauper just to draw attention to Memphis music. “It was all a ruse. I knew by deleting it they would run it, it would give it news, give it life. That was the hook.” Congratulations, buddy. You made the media give a quarter of a crap about a scooplet.

He’s so unusual.

Update: Rep. Steve Cohen pretended to be “hot” for Cyndi Lauper just to draw attention to Memphis music“It was all a ruse. I knew by deleting it they would run it, it would give it news, give it life. That was the hook.” Congratulations, buddy. You made the media give a quarter of a crap about a scooplet.

Recent posts and stuff we dig:
April 11, 2013
17:01 • 1 month ago
Take Bitcoins, remove the secretive nature of said coins, add e-commerce that doesn’t involve illicit drugs, and Jeff Bezos’ bald head while you’re making the order, and you have Amazon Coins. Or as your parents called it, Flooz.

Take Bitcoins, remove the secretive nature of said coins, add e-commerce that doesn’t involve illicit drugs, and Jeff Bezos’ bald head while you’re making the order, and you have Amazon Coins. Or as your parents called it, Flooz.

April 10, 2013
15:56 • 1 month ago
huffingtonpost:

This a car bumper that was sliced open by a flying ipad.
File under: Things that actually happened. 

Just call it a hood ornament.

huffingtonpost:

This a car bumper that was sliced open by a flying ipad.

File under: Things that actually happened. 

Just call it a hood ornament.

April 8, 2013
22:37 • 1 month ago

jtotheizzoe:

The Digestion Song

If you’re looking for the definitive video explaining the science of the digestive system, here it is. 

Or something?

I kinda feel like I’m on drugs while watching this.

(via velutican618 on YouTube)

Still digesting the insanity of this clip.

April 4, 2013
20:40 • 1 month ago
I’m not going to rule out anything right now.
Former Massachusetts Sen. Scott ”bqhatevwr” Brown • Suggesting that a senate run in New Hampshire was a real possibility for him. He made the statement in the Granite State homestead of Nashua—the first of four visits to the state in the next five weeks. Current Democratic Sen. Jeanne Shaheen is up for reelection in 2014. source

More posts:

 

ShortFormBlog is the product of Ernie Smith, Seth Millstein, Chris Tognotti, Sami Main, Scott Craft, Matthew Keys, Julius the laid-off RSS robot, awesome links from awesome sources, a hacked version of Wordpress, Tumblr's Tumblarity, the letter Q, the number 13 and a series of tubes.

Copyright 2009-2013 Ernie SmithAsk us stuff!E-mail usFollow us on TwitterFollow us on Facebook

    TwitterCounter for @shortformblog   Real Time Web Analytics   Creative Commons License Real Time Web Analytics