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March 2, 2013
17:07 • 2 months ago
One of the more disastrously misheard lyrics we can think of took place yesterday, when 19-year-old Ambridge, Pennsylvania high school student Travis Clawson missed an optometry appointment, causing the office’s receptionist to call him. He didn’t answer, his voicemail message playing instead, in which Clawson rapped the intro lyrics to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Unfortunately, she critically misheard a sequence in the rap — “chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all, shooting some b-ball outside of the school” — hearing instead “shooting some people outside of the school.” She promptly called the police, who then called the school district, and as nobody was quite sure where Clawson was, the whole district was put on lockdown. He was eventually found in his high school’s guidance office, and the confusion was explained, though James Mann, the acting police chief, urged Clawson’s parents to make him change the outgoing message. Clawson’s father was unhappy with the entire ordeal: “An innocent young man was embarrassed. How is he supposed to go back to school and face his classmates?” source

One of the more disastrously misheard lyrics we can think of took place yesterday, when 19-year-old Ambridge, Pennsylvania high school student Travis Clawson missed an optometry appointment, causing the office’s receptionist to call him. He didn’t answer, his voicemail message playing instead, in which Clawson rapped the intro lyrics to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Unfortunately, she critically misheard a sequence in the rap — “chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all, shooting some b-ball outside of the school” — hearing instead “shooting some people outside of the school.” She promptly called the police, who then called the school district, and as nobody was quite sure where Clawson was, the whole district was put on lockdown. He was eventually found in his high school’s guidance office, and the confusion was explained, though James Mann, the acting police chief, urged Clawson’s parents to make him change the outgoing message. Clawson’s father was unhappy with the entire ordeal: “An innocent young man was embarrassed. How is he supposed to go back to school and face his classmates?” source

February 7, 2013
14:23 • 3 months ago
I know most of you who personally know me are in disbelief to hear from media reports that I am suspected of committing such horrendous murders and have taken drastic and shocking actions in the last couple of days. You are saying to yourself that this is completely out of character of the man you knew who always wore a smile wherever he was seen. I know I will be villified by the LAPD and the media. Unfortunately, this is a necessary evil that I do not enjoy but must partake and complete for substantial change to occur within the LAPD and reclaim my name.
Christopher Jordan Dorner • In a personal manifesto posted to Facebook shortly before he allegedly opened fire on three police officers. Gawker has posted the ex-cop’s entire manifesto, presumably given the likelihood that his Facebook profile will be taken offline soon, and has the whole document split into two sections for those interested in checkint it out. Hit the source link for part one, or click here for the second half of Dorner’s Anonymous and Charlie Sheen-praising manifesto. source
13:48 • 3 months ago
December 15, 2012
15:25 • 5 months ago
14:04 • 5 months ago
He didn’t want to wait the 14 days. So they denied him. The sale did not take place.
A law enforcement official • Speaking off the record regarding the Connecticut shooting suspect’s attempted purchase of a ”long gun” rifle earlier this week from a local gun shop. He was turned away because he didn’t want to wait. So … wait. Nobody saw anything suspicious about this encounter?
December 14, 2012
20:55 • 5 months ago
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14:56 • 5 months ago
brooklynmutt:


(via @BuzzFeedAndrew)


Ryan Lanza, deceased, is the suspect in the Sandy Hook shooting. Various Lanza-centric Facebook pages are popping up left and right, mostly either condemning him or, in some cases, mourning his death. Let’s wait until all of the facts come in before we conclude anything, and let’s not rely on Facebook to get those facts. 

brooklynmutt:

(via @BuzzFeedAndrew)

Ryan Lanza, deceased, is the suspect in the Sandy Hook shooting. Various Lanza-centric Facebook pages are popping up left and right, mostly either condemning him or, in some cases, mourning his death. Let’s wait until all of the facts come in before we conclude anything, and let’s not rely on Facebook to get those facts. 

July 26, 2012
17:36 • 9 months ago
Six wounded in shooting at Rucker Park during Entertainers Basketball Classic
A shooting at a famed basketball court: Six people were treated for gunshot wounds last night after a gunman opened fire on a basketball court at Harlem’s famed Rucker Park. During a lull in the game, while players and coaches argued mid-court, a suspect in the crowd pulled a gun and opened fire. Six men were wounded, five on the court and one across the street, but all victims are expected to fully recover from their injuries. No word yet on a motive, and no arrests have been made at this time. (Photo via SportsGrid) source
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A shooting at a famed basketball court: Six people were treated for gunshot wounds last night after a gunman opened fire on a basketball court at Harlem’s famed Rucker Park. During a lull in the game, while players and coaches argued mid-court, a suspect in the crowd pulled a gun and opened fire. Six men were wounded, five on the court and one across the street, but all victims are expected to fully recover from their injuries. No word yet on a motive, and no arrests have been made at this time. (Photo via SportsGrid) source

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July 21, 2012
11:13 • 10 months ago
The Denver Post’s graphic describing the shooting. (Click for full.) Also of note: Investigators plan to enter the apartment at which James Holmes stayed, which is reportedly booby-trapped. CNN has a live stream. (ht pbump for the graphic)

The Denver Post’s graphic describing the shooting. (Click for full.) Also of note: Investigators plan to enter the apartment at which James Holmes stayed, which is reportedly booby-trapped. CNN has a live stream. (ht pbump for the graphic)

May 30, 2012
20:01 • 11 months ago
breakingnews:

Suspect in Seattle shooting shoots himself
The Seattle Times: A man suspected of shooting five people at a north Seattle cafe shot himself as police closed in on him on a west Seattle sidewalk. Police are also investigating a second fatal shooting near downtown Seattle. Officials said they do not know whether the two incidents are related.
Photo: Seattle police say two are confirmed dead at Cafe Racer Espresso, green building at right, and three other people are wounded (Greg Gilbert/The Seattle Times)

This shooting has some elements in common with a 2009 shooting in Parkland, Wash., outside Tacoma, in which convicted felon Maurice Clemmons walked into a coffee shop and opened fire on police officers working on their laptops. The execution-style shootings, which killed four, took place less than an hour away from Seattle. Clemmons, who had been pardoned by former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee years earlier, was shot and killed by police in Seattle two days later.

breakingnews:

Suspect in Seattle shooting shoots himself

The Seattle Times: A man suspected of shooting five people at a north Seattle cafe shot himself as police closed in on him on a west Seattle sidewalk.

Police are also investigating a second fatal shooting near downtown Seattle. Officials said they do not know whether the two incidents are related.

Photo: Seattle police say two are confirmed dead at Cafe Racer Espresso, green building at right, and three other people are wounded (Greg Gilbert/The Seattle Times)

This shooting has some elements in common with a 2009 shooting in Parkland, Wash., outside Tacoma, in which convicted felon Maurice Clemmons walked into a coffee shop and opened fire on police officers working on their laptops. The execution-style shootings, which killed four, took place less than an hour away from Seattle. Clemmons, who had been pardoned by former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee years earlier, was shot and killed by police in Seattle two days later.

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November 25, 2011
17:14 • 1 year ago
In more awful Black Friday news: That stain on the ground in front of this San Leandro, Calif. Wal-Mart is in fact blood. Yes, a guy was shot during a robbery attempt, and is currently in critical but stable condition. Yikes. (Photo by Dean C. Smith/KGO)

In more awful Black Friday news: That stain on the ground in front of this San Leandro, Calif. Wal-Mart is in fact blood. Yes, a guy was shot during a robbery attempt, and is currently in critical but stable condition. Yikes. (Photo by Dean C. Smith/KGO)

March 4, 2011
15:35 • 2 years ago

  • 49 total charges for the gunman who shot Gabrielle Giffords source

» Focusing on the other victims: This time, the charges focus less on Gabrielle Giffords (the only wounded victim still in the hospital or in rehabilitation) and more on those killed or wounded in the attack. Some of the charges include murder charges in the death of a federal judge and congressional aide, as well as charges revolving around causing death or injury at a federally-provided event. Let’s be honest, though. No matter how many charges they nail him for – or at least try to – the fact of the matter is, he’ll be punished severely when he’s convicted.

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January 25, 2011
14:39 • 2 years ago

  • cloud The recent rash of police killings throughout America, claiming the lives of two and wounding at least nine in a 24-hour period.
  • silver lining The casualty rate for police over the last twenty years has been improving, despite the ever-present dangers of the job. source

 

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