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April 3, 2013
18:30 • 1 month ago
SFB says: Not a bad insight. North Korea never explicitly stated that Austin was a target; this assumption was pieced together by Westerners, who analyzed several blurry photographs released by North Korean state media (photographs that, it should be noted, the DPRK released primarily for domestic propagandistic purposes). That being said, Rick Perry would still like you to keep in mind that Austin is a burgeoning hub for businesses in the US. —Seth @ SFB

SFB says: Not a bad insight. North Korea never explicitly stated that Austin was a target; this assumption was pieced together by Westerners, who analyzed several blurry photographs released by North Korean state media (photographs that, it should be noted, the DPRK released primarily for domestic propagandistic purposes). That being said, Rick Perry would still like you to keep in mind that Austin is a burgeoning hub for businesses in the US. —Seth @ SFB

17:35 • 1 month ago
I think the individuals in North Korea understand that Austin, Texas, is now a very important city in America, as do corporate CEOs and other people who are moving here in record numbers.
Texas Governor Rick Perry, explaining his theory on why Kim Jong-un  listed Austin, TX as a possible target for a nuclear strike. source
November 13, 2012
19:32 • 6 months ago
Gov. Perry believes in the greatness of our Union and nothing should be done to change it. But he also shares the frustrations many Americans have with our federal government.
Catherine Frazier, press secretary for Texas Governor Rick Perry • Pouring a bit of heavily-couched water on the burgeoning secessionist movement within the state of Texas. In fact, it isn’t even limited to the Lone Star State — since the reelection of President Obama, secession petitions have been filed by (presumably) disgruntled voters in 30 states. The Texas portion of this discontent has furnished a petition with well over 25,000 signatures, the amount at which the Obama administration must review the list and issue a reply. Our guess? No go. Perry coming out against this movement is instructive, perhaps, in how seriously he now takes the rhetoric — back in May of 2009, Perry opted to stoke such sentiments, while speaking at a Tea Party rally in Austin. source
March 13, 2012
22:33 • 1 year ago

  • 1,016 Republicans in Mississippi voted for Rick Perry tonight.
  • 729 voted for Michele Bachmann instead.
  • 296 voted for Gary Johnson. He was once Governor of New Mexico. source

» Reminder: None of these candidates are running for the Republican nomination anymore.

March 12, 2012
10:43 • 1 year ago
Newt Gingrich and Rick Perry, running mates? That’s a rumor that’s been floating around (based on this report), but both sides deny it, with Gingrich spokesperson R.C. Hammond saying “any sort of talks along those lines would be premature” and Perry spokesperson Catherine Frazier calling it “humbling but premature.” Funny, we’d argue it’s too late to have these kind of discussions. (AP Photo)

Newt Gingrich and Rick Perry, running mates? That’s a rumor that’s been floating around (based on this report), but both sides deny it, with Gingrich spokesperson R.C. Hammond saying “any sort of talks along those lines would be premature” and Perry spokesperson Catherine Frazier calling it “humbling but premature.” Funny, we’d argue it’s too late to have these kind of discussions. (AP Photo)

February 26, 2012
08:57 • 1 year ago
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February 11, 2012
17:27 • 1 year ago
January 19, 2012
11:24 • 1 year ago
I began this race with a sense of calling, knowing a calling never guarantees a particular outcome.
Rick Perry • For example, the line could be busy …
11:23 • 1 year ago
On his thank-you list: Bobby Jindal, Steve Forbes, Sam Brownback, Candice Miller … What a weirdly political list of thank-yous!

On his thank-you list: Bobby Jindal, Steve Forbes, Sam Brownback, Candice Miller … What a weirdly political list of thank-yous!

11:19 • 1 year ago
I am suspending my campaign and endorsing Newt Gingrich for President of the United States. I believe Newt is a conservative visionary who can transform our country.

Rick Perry (via mar-see-ah)

“into a bunch of swingers…yeah, baby,” he added with a Texan drawl.

(via joshsternberg)

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11:18 • 1 year ago
I have come to the conclusion that there is no viable path forward for me in this campaign.
Rick Perry • Announcing the suspension of his campaign. He’s endorsing Gingrich, saying that even though he’s disagreed with him, “There is forgiveness for those who seek God.” What?
11:16 • 1 year ago
“As a former Air Force pilot … I don’t … get confused …”

“As a former Air Force pilot … I don’t … get confused …”

11:15 • 1 year ago
This campaign’s never been about the candidates. I ran for president because I love America.
Rick Perry • Starting with some Americanisms. “What’s broken in America is not our people; it’s our politics.”
11:06 • 1 year ago

petrd1 says: Will he remember the three reasons he is dropping out? The tension is immense.

» SFB says: Posting for the lulz. — Ernie @ SFB

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