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September 12, 2011
20:57 • 1 year ago
“Some people think Barack Obama’s economy is a disaster. My feeling is that it would have to make an enormous improvement in order to be considered a disaster.” That’s actually one of the more genuinely funny lines from any of the debates.

“Some people think Barack Obama’s economy is a disaster. My feeling is that it would have to make an enormous improvement in order to be considered a disaster.” That’s actually one of the more genuinely funny lines from any of the debates.

20:25 • 1 year ago
Rick Santorum deftly turns a question about Social Security into an answer about his electability. 

Rick Santorum deftly turns a question about Social Security into an answer about his electability. 

19:45 • 1 year ago
16:29 • 1 year ago
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Want some comic relief during the debate tonight? Every time Rick Perry speaks, imagine him with Michele Bachmann’s coif (a close second goes to Rick Santorum with Herman Cain’s close-cut ‘do.)
Follow DC Decoder’s liveblogging coverage of the “Tea Party debate,” sponsored by Tea Party Express and CNN, with the venerable Shortformblog. The action starts at 8 p.m. ET and can be found at Tumblr tag “Tea Party debate.”

We didn’t know Fabio was in this debate! We’re definitely gonna liveblog the heck out of this now!

dcdecoder:

Want some comic relief during the debate tonight? Every time Rick Perry speaks, imagine him with Michele Bachmann’s coif (a close second goes to Rick Santorum with Herman Cain’s close-cut ‘do.)

Follow DC Decoder’s liveblogging coverage of the “Tea Party debate,” sponsored by Tea Party Express and CNN, with the venerable Shortformblog. The action starts at 8 p.m. ET and can be found at Tumblr tag “Tea Party debate.”

We didn’t know Fabio was in this debate! We’re definitely gonna liveblog the heck out of this now!

September 7, 2011
21:12 • 1 year ago
Romney delivers a jobs-focused response to a question on immigration, arguing that lax hiring enforcement attracts illegal immigrants. This keeps jobs—his perceived strong suit—in the picture.

Romney delivers a jobs-focused response to a question on immigration, arguing that lax hiring enforcement attracts illegal immigrants. This keeps jobs—his perceived strong suit—in the picture.

20:35 • 1 year ago
“That individual:” Rick Perry just refused to refer to Rick Santorum by name. Ouch.

“That individual:” Rick Perry just refused to refer to Rick Santorum by name. Ouch.

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September 1, 2011
10:54 • 1 year ago

This is officially our new favorite video. In it, Rick Santorum (speaking to a group of students at Penn State on Tuesday night) makes a strong argument why he’s not a bigot for thinking gay marriage is wrong, and a student tears into him, basically shutting down his argument. This is arguably more damaging than his Piers Morgan interview, where the bigotry charge came up. Rick Santorum, you just got shut down by a college studentsource

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August 12, 2011
23:46 • 1 year ago
zainyk:

The deepthroat primary.

It’s official, politicians should stop eating food.

zainyk:

The deepthroat primary.

It’s official, politicians should stop eating food.

(Source: waitingonoblivion)

August 11, 2011
22:51 • 1 year ago
Just because he’s mostly wrong doesn’t mean he’s always wrong.
Rick Santorum, taking another broad swipe at Ron Paul.
22:17 • 1 year ago
Rick Santorum got a question! Watch him gasp for airtime! The santorum isn’t being spread very much tonight.

Rick Santorum got a question! Watch him gasp for airtime! The santorum isn’t being spread very much tonight.

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July 28, 2011
00:53 • 1 year ago

Dan Savage wants to “Santorum” Rick, too: In case you missed this little bit of magic, Dan Savage’s second-greatest claim to fame — his Google-bombing of Rick Santorum’s last name — could have a follow-up, according to this amazing Funny or Die clip. It made Rick Fox cry. It won’t get better for you, Rick, if you fool with gay rights.

June 13, 2011
20:35 • 1 year ago
Rick Santorum would pick Leno, wouldn’t he. (Though he says he doesn’t watch either, because he probably watches HGTV instead.) Everyone knows you suck if you’re a Leno fan.

Rick Santorum would pick Leno, wouldn’t he. (Though he says he doesn’t watch either, because he probably watches HGTV instead.) Everyone knows you suck if you’re a Leno fan.

June 6, 2011
16:04 • 1 year ago

Pick Rick? Former Republican senator Rick Santorum has officially announced his candidacy for President in 2012. We’ll admit, we were surprised when we long ago heard he might run, as we figured any candidate whose name can’t be safely Googled would be advised by strategists to sit it out. For perspective on his political stripes, here Santorum brings up gay marriage as an example of Obama devaluing our “moral currency.” The fact that he uses this rhetoric in his announcement speech is telling — that’s what he wants to be talking about, not currency standards. And in a country that seems to care less and less about who wants to fall in love and get married, this could very well be the last stand for one of America’s most strident political culture warriors. source

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01:58 • 1 year ago
Game over: Ding ding ding! All of these are correct. Thanks for playing! This piece on Rick Santorum comes a day after another piece on Herman Cain, which was kinda fawny.

Game over: Ding ding ding! All of these are correct. Thanks for playing! This piece on Rick Santorum comes a day after another piece on Herman Cain, which was kinda fawny.

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