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August 10, 2012
23:50 • 9 months ago
10:06 • 9 months ago
08:33 • 9 months ago
Flipping ­­burgers at McDonald’s, steering the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, slinging cheap margaritas, and toning abs and pecs. That’s about the extent of Rep. Paul Ryan’s private sector experience.
Politico’s Jonathan Martin • Discussing a glaring problem were Mitt Romney to pick Rep. Paul Ryan as his running mate: He has little experience in the private sector, something Romney himself is pushing very hard. Ryan’s business experience? Limited to working at his family’s construction business only a few months. On the other hand, The Wall Street Journal just gave him some serious backing, noting that Ryan’s pick would give Romney a chance to win on big issues (with Ryan’s fiscal background offering up those big issues), rather than losing on small ones.
00:58 • 9 months ago
mittandrob:


.@mittromney A true leader would announce his running mate at the Gathering of the Juggalos.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) August 9, 2012

Someone is illustrating Rob Delaney’s hilarious tweets to Mitt Romney. They’re beautiful. And now, they’re art.
EDIT: The illustrator’s name? Josh Mecouch. He also draws a cartoon called Formal Sweatpants, which looks rad.

mittandrob:

Someone is illustrating Rob Delaney’s hilarious tweets to Mitt Romney. They’re beautiful. And now, they’re art.

EDIT: The illustrator’s name? Josh Mecouch. He also draws a cartoon called Formal Sweatpants, which looks rad.

August 8, 2012
12:41 • 9 months ago
theatlantic:

Pandora Asks Listeners to Share Their E-mails With Romney 

[Crystal] Harris took a screenshot of the request and tweeted it with a one-word comment: #fail.


Does someone listening to Garth Brooks automatically fall under the Republican column? Questions, questions …

theatlantic:

Pandora Asks Listeners to Share Their E-mails With Romney 

[Crystal] Harris took a screenshot of the request and tweeted it with a one-word comment: #fail.

Does someone listening to Garth Brooks automatically fall under the Republican column? Questions, questions …

August 7, 2012
19:39 • 9 months ago
Director Petraeus feels very privileged to be able to continue to serve our country in his current position, and as he has stated clearly numerous times before, he will not seek elected office.
CIA Spokesman Preston Golson • Trying to tamp down the the rumor of the day — that his boss, CIA director David Petraeus, may be sought by the Romney campaign as a VP candidate. Petraeus has been resolute in past answers regarding a turn to elected office, insisting he has no intentions to do so. If Petraeus did end up as Romney’s running-mate, though, he’d have a recent resume similar to a past, winning vice president; George H.W. Bush was CIA director years prior to his 1980 election as Ronald Reagan’s number two. source (viafollow)
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August 6, 2012
14:26 • 9 months ago

  • $75 million donated to the campaign of President Obama and the Democratic National Committee during the month of July
  • $101.3 million was donated to Mitt Romney’s campaign and the Republican National Committee last month source

» Three months straight: With his July fundraising, Mitt Romney finished an entire quarter with a higher donation total than President Obama. Considering his continued ability to out-raise Obama, is it any wonder that the two remain virtually neck-and-neck in pre-election polling?

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August 4, 2012
19:14 • 9 months ago
I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office…When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.
Ex-porn star and rich person Jenna Jameson • Endorsing Mitt Romney for president. Jameson previously was a Hillary Clinton supporter during the 2008 campaign. source (viafollow)
August 2, 2012
18:52 • 9 months ago
Twitter-obsessed comic Rob Delaney is making Mitt Romney’s life on Twitter really difficult. And he enjoys it. “Romney fascinates me endlessly,” Delaney told Bloomberg Businessweek’s Joshua Green recently. “He’s such an attractive target comedically because more than any other candidate in my lifetime, he just wants to be president. That’s it! He longs for it. Feels it’s his birthright. I can imagine him getting elected and just saying, ‘Well, that’s that then!’ and staring out a window.” (photos by Erik Naumann/Bloomberg Businessweek)

Twitter-obsessed comic Rob Delaney is making Mitt Romney’s life on Twitter really difficult. And he enjoys it. “Romney fascinates me endlessly,” Delaney told Bloomberg Businessweek’s Joshua Green recently. “He’s such an attractive target comedically because more than any other candidate in my lifetime, he just wants to be president. That’s it! He longs for it. Feels it’s his birthright. I can imagine him getting elected and just saying, ‘Well, that’s that then!’ and staring out a window.” (photos by Erik Naumann/Bloomberg Businessweek)

18:07 • 9 months ago
That is so different from what my book actually says that I have to doubt whether Mr. Romney read it. My focus was mostly on biological features…I said nothing about iron ore, which is so widespread that its distribution has had little effect on the different successes of different peoples.
Jared Diamond, author of “Guns, Germs and Steel” • Disputing Mitt Romney’s claim that “culture makes all the difference”, and the presidential candidate’s presentation of his book during a speech in Jerusalem. Romney cited “Guns, Germs, and Steel” while attributing Israel’s economic success both to the Jewish peoples’ culture and the country’s access to natural resources like iron. Diamond also noted that this was not the first time that Romney had mischaracterized his work, referencing Mitt’s 2011 book “No Apology: Believe in America”.  source (viafollow)
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11:39 • 9 months ago
I am not basing this on some figment of my imagination.
Harry Reid • “Doubling down,” as they say, on his allegation that Mitt Romney paid no taxes for ten years.  Reid sourced this claim to an anonymous investor in Bain, Romney’s old company, and in a conference call with reporters today, said that he’s “had a number of people tell me that [Romney paid no taxes].” When asked to back up his claim, Reid replied: “The burden should be on him. He’s the one I’ve alleged has not paid any taxes. Why didn’t he release his tax returns?” On the one hand, it’s easy to attribute an incendiary allegation to an anonymous source, as Reid has done. On the other hand, the only way to confirm or discredit this allegation is—you guessed it—for Romney to release his tax returns. source (viafollow)
August 1, 2012
12:54 • 9 months ago

sunfoundation:

Twitter Launches Political Index: The Twitter Pulse Of The Election

Right now, if you want to know how the country feels about Barack Obama or Mitt Romney, you have to rely on pundits’ intuitions or traditional opinion polls, conducted as they always have been — by phone, over the course of hours or days. There’s no direct way to check the pulse of millions of actual people, simultaneously and directly, second by second.

Twitter is launching a tool today that it says will fill that gap, and sort through the 400 million tweets a day from 140 million active users. Twitter and real-time search engine Topsy are launching the “Twitter Political Index,” a daily assessment of how Twitter feels about Obama and Romney, in an election cycle that’s being played out moment-to-moment on the social service.

Obama’s peak points: May 10: Announcing his support of same-sex marriage; June 28: Supreme Court health care decision.

Romney’s peak points: June 6: The day after Scott Walker survived his recall; June 10: Romney releases ad attacking Obama’s “private sector is doing fine” comment; July 4: It’s the Fourth of July, duh!

July 31, 2012
18:35 • 9 months ago
It’s not that Romney struck out against a major league pitcher. I mean, here, he struck out playing t-ball. This should have been easy and it wasn’t for him apparently.
Obama campaign aide Colin Kahl • Pulling out the dagger against Mitt Romney, who spent a week overseas, stretching out his foreign policy legs in other countries. Problem — he kept making headlines for doing stupid things. First, he criticized Britain for being unable to handle the Olympics. Then he made a negative comment about Palestinian culture. Finally, he bashed Obama for scrapping a missile defense system — a criticism which the Slovakian foreign minister didn’t like. So yeah, kinda rough — though he did score points with Israel’s Benjamin Netanyahu, for what it’s worth.
July 29, 2012
15:36 • 9 months ago
Not one, but two planes I was on today had malfunctions. Second one forced to make emergency landing in New Mexico. I know how to take a hint!
Sen. Marco Rubio • Took to Twitter to explain why he had to call into a Romney campaign event in Iowa from New Mexico. Rubio was supposed to make a speech on Saturday in Des Moines, Iowa at a rally for Romney; his plane in Albuquerque had some kind of electrical problem. According to Atlantic Aviation, passengers “thought the battery was overheating and believed they saw smoke.” source (viafollow)

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