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November 3, 2013

As you eat your remaining amounts of Halloween candy, take a look at this hilarious video by Crest. They had a small group of kids eat healthy candy instead of the sugar-infused-junk we all love. Just watch. It’s the best. 

11:42 // 11 months ago
October 30, 2013
"Trick or treat?" ”Definitely a trick; I’m trying to raise your kids for you! Aren’t you impressed!”

"Trick or treat?" ”Definitely a trick; I’m trying to raise your kids for you! Aren’t you impressed!”

12:26 // 11 months ago

flavorpill:

Against The Couples Halloween Costume

"Whether you’re a 40-year-old Republican virgin or a ninth-level bondage practitioner (please do not write in to inform me that no such designation exists; I am well aware that my knowledge of current BDSM terminology leaves something to be desired), Halloween is an opportunity to try on the costume of someone entirely different from who you are in your daily life. So why in the world would you refuse the chance to momentarily distinguish your own wild imagination and inchoate desires from those of the person to whom you are indefinitely — if happily! — yoked?”

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If you and your S.O. dress in any of these costumes for Halloween, you will draw the scorn of everyone around you. Leave the cheese at home. Instead, dress up as members of the Arcade Fire so you can at least win the hipster vote from your single friends.

10:45 // 11 months ago
November 5, 2012
14:26 // 1 year ago
October 31, 2012
Anybody else suddenly feel like there’s something that our government isn’t telling us? We don’t recall the zombie apocalypse ever being mentioned when the Obama Administration introduced the National Terrorism Advisory System back in 2011. We’d like to humbly suggest that a “Threat Level Gray” warning accompany any word of a zombie attack from here on out. source

Anybody else suddenly feel like there’s something that our government isn’t telling us? We don’t recall the zombie apocalypse ever being mentioned when the Obama Administration introduced the National Terrorism Advisory System back in 2011. We’d like to humbly suggest that a “Threat Level Gray” warning accompany any word of a zombie attack from here on out. source

16:30 // 1 year ago
October 30, 2012

mikevdesign:

Krang o’ Lantern.

We’d like to take a break from Hurricane Sandy coverage to present MikeV’s amazing idea for any last minute pumpkin carvers out there that also happen to be die-hard TMNT fans like we are.

15:46 // 1 year ago
November 29, 2011

Sadly, this kind of stuff actually happens

Today’s awful story of sexual predation: Did you know that sex offenders on probation, under California state law, can’t light their houses up on Halloween? Well, they can’t, and when authorities in Los Angeles conducted a four-day sweep of 251 houses occupied by sex offenders, they found five probationers in violation of this law. According to LA County Supervisor Michael D. Antonovich, one of them ”had a trap door in his bedroom leading to a basement where officers found a chair and rope.” There was also a married couple with a fully decorated home, on probation for molesting their own children and found to be in possession of child pornography. If anyone has any stories involving, say, a bunch of puppies who courageously drag their owner to safety from a burning house, now would be a great time to let us know, ‘cause we sure need an upper.

21:06 // 2 years ago
October 30, 2011

Didya guys hear about all this snow in the friggin’ Northeast?

  • 22″ the amount of snow that fell in one Massachusetts town on Saturday — one of the highest points for the major storm
  • 2.3M the number of people that lost power during the storm, including New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (oh no!)
  • three the number of deaths reported from the storm, including an 84-year-old hit by a tree that fell into his home source

» A Halloween surprise? For many people, the dramatic change in weather was surprising, to say the least. “This is absolutely a lot more snow than I expected to see today,” said New Jersey resident and driveway-shoveler Carole Shepherd. ”I can’t believe it’s not even Halloween and it’s snowing already.” (Edit: We’re idiots, we put a single prime instead of a double prime on the first number. Our bad. Fixed.)

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9:34 // 2 years ago
October 29, 2011
imwithkanye:

A jack-o-lantern is covered with snow during a rare October snowstorm that hit the Northern New Jersey region, Saturday, Oct. 29, 2011, in North Bergen, N.J. A classic nor’easter is moving along the East Coast and is expected to dump anywhere from a dusting of snow to about 10 inches throughout the region starting Saturday, a decidedly unseasonal date for a type of storm more associated with midwinter. (AP Photo/Julio Cortez)

Jack O’Snowman.

imwithkanye:

A jack-o-lantern is covered with snow during a rare October snowstorm that hit the Northern New Jersey region, Saturday, Oct. 29, 2011, in North Bergen, N.J. A classic nor’easter is moving along the East Coast and is expected to dump anywhere from a dusting of snow to about 10 inches throughout the region starting Saturday, a decidedly unseasonal date for a type of storm more associated with midwinter. (AP Photo/Julio Cortez)

Jack O’Snowman.

19:01 // 2 years ago
October 24, 2011

Everyday this house is shufflin’. (via OhMyGoff)

12:25 // 2 years ago