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February 24, 2012
08:59 • 1 year ago
imwithkanye:

Fox v. The Lorax. In an effort to demonstrate how it’s the biggest kid on the playground, the news network took on yet another children’s movie. Lou Dobbs went on the offensive saying that The Lorax “is once again trying to indoctrinate our children” and that it is “demonizing the 1% and espousing green energy policies.” Matt Patrick even chimed in, saying that the movie “is creating Occu-toddlers.” Boom. Occupy the sandbox!
Yet no one at is concerned about the sexual imagery of Zac Efron, the idol of a thousand little Occu-tweens, dropping a condom on the red carpet. Where’s the outrage there? He was practically promoting safe sex! I’m disappointed Megyn Kelly hasn’t rallied the “Parents Outraged At Everything” group and called for Lorax’s head.

Lou Dobbs: Proving that he didn’t deserve to be on CNN in the first place.

imwithkanye:

Fox v. The Lorax. In an effort to demonstrate how it’s the biggest kid on the playground, the news network took on yet another children’s movie. Lou Dobbs went on the offensive saying that The Loraxis once again trying to indoctrinate our children” and that it is “demonizing the 1% and espousing green energy policies.” Matt Patrick even chimed in, saying that the movie “is creating Occu-toddlers.” Boom. Occupy the sandbox!

Yet no one at is concerned about the sexual imagery of Zac Efron, the idol of a thousand little Occu-tweens, dropping a condom on the red carpet. Where’s the outrage there? He was practically promoting safe sex! I’m disappointed Megyn Kelly hasn’t rallied the “Parents Outraged At Everything” group and called for Lorax’s head.

Lou Dobbs: Proving that he didn’t deserve to be on CNN in the first place.

 

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