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May 7, 2013
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Surveillance video of the suspects in the Boston Marathon bombings, released by the FBI. Anyone recognize these people? (ht @AntDeRosa)

April 17, 2013
15:03 • 1 month ago
Contrary to widespread reporting, no arrest has been made in connection with the Boston Marathon attack. Over the past day and a half, there have been a number of press reports based on information from unofficial sources that has been inaccurate. Since these stories often have unintended consequences, we ask the media, particularly at this early stage of the investigation, to exercise caution and attempt to verify information through appropriate official channels before reporting.
FBI response to rumors of an arrest in connection with the Boston Marathon attack. (via digg)
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April 2, 2013
09:27 • 1 month ago
Public service is not supposed to be a shortcut to self-enrichment. At the very least, public officials should obey the law. As alleged, these defendants did not obey the law; they broke the law and the public trust. There is a price to pay for that kind of betrayal.
George Venizelos, assistant director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation  • Discussing the arrest of two New York politicians who are alleged to have made efforts to rig the 2013 NYC mayoral election. State Sen. Malcolm A. Smith, a Democrat who became the chamber’s first black president ever, is alleged to have bribed City Councilman Daniel J. Halloran III in an effort to gain Republican backing for a party switch in a campaign to replace the retiring Michael Bloomberg. Smith denies the charges, while Christine Quinn is probably laughing off the idea this scheme would have actually led to her defeat at the polls.
March 15, 2013
19:45 • 2 months ago

  • 16.5k the number of ultra-secret national security letters sent by the FBI, with gag orders, in 2011. The agency has sent hundreds of thousands of them over the years—and appears to have finally met its match in the form of a federal judge who ruled on Friday that the orders were unconstitutional. The case, involving an unnamed telecom firm, prevented the firm from speaking about the case to the public. source

February 21, 2013
15:03 • 3 months ago
lifesgrandparade:

yeahiwasintheshit:

ex-genius:

   In my mind, the story continues: “Scooter store executives then fled using their own products as getaway vehicles, leading authorities on an anticlimactic, low speed chase, which came to an abrupt end when the batteries died on their Jazzy PowerChairs.”
Purported power chair pursuit nonwithstanding - this actually happened: http://www.theatlanticwire.com/business/2013/02/fbi-declares-war-scooter-store/62383/. Those commercials always irked me anyway - knowing that it’s my tax dollars paying for them. 

…and that the “inventor’s” name was tom cruise.

Hoverround is fine right? That thing too me to the statue of liberty and the grand canyon.

Dear enterprising Tumblr-based illustrator, please take this story and draw pictures of what happened during the raid so we can all celebrate the awesomeness of the idea that The Scooter Store got raided by the FBI.

lifesgrandparade:

yeahiwasintheshit:

ex-genius:

   In my mind, the story continues: “Scooter store executives then fled using their own products as getaway vehicles, leading authorities on an anticlimactic, low speed chase, which came to an abrupt end when the batteries died on their Jazzy PowerChairs.”

Purported power chair pursuit nonwithstanding - this actually happened: http://www.theatlanticwire.com/business/2013/02/fbi-declares-war-scooter-store/62383/. Those commercials always irked me anyway - knowing that it’s my tax dollars paying for them. 

…and that the “inventor’s” name was tom cruise.

Hoverround is fine right? That thing too me to the statue of liberty and the grand canyon.

Dear enterprising Tumblr-based illustrator, please take this story and draw pictures of what happened during the raid so we can all celebrate the awesomeness of the idea that The Scooter Store got raided by the FBI.

December 23, 2012
23:48 • 4 months ago
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November 20, 2012
19:23 • 6 months ago

  • 4 U.S. residents charged on allegations they planned to join the Taliban in Afghanistan for training, and ultimately sought to join al-Qaeda. Three of the men, Ralph Deleon, Miguel Alejandro Santana Vidriales, and Arifeen David Gojali, appeared in court in Los Angeles today, while the fourth, Sohiel Omar Kabir, is presently detained in Afghanistan. The group’s alleged intentions were reportedly found out through their social media statements, as well as by a chat unwittingly held with an FBI agent. source

November 15, 2012
20:56 • 6 months ago
Here’s the shirtless photo of Frederick Humphries, the FBI agent who set the wheels in motion on the Petraeus thing. (The Seattle Times deserves 1000% credit for the find.) Apparently, it was a joke that he sent to his buddies. Well, that’s a lot less exciting than we expected. $20 says he’s a never-nude.

Here’s the shirtless photo of Frederick Humphries, the FBI agent who set the wheels in motion on the Petraeus thing. (The Seattle Times deserves 1000% credit for the find.) Apparently, it was a joke that he sent to his buddies. Well, that’s a lot less exciting than we expected. $20 says he’s a never-nude.

November 10, 2012
14:45 • 6 months ago
It didn’t start with Petraeus, but in the course of the investigation they stumbled across him. We were stunned. …People think that because it’s the C.I.A. director, it must involve bigger issues. Think of a small circle of people who know each other.
An anonymous Congressional official • Explaining to the New York Times, based on a briefing from the FBI, the lead-up to the bureau’s discovery of an affair between David Petraeus and his biographer, Paula Broadwell. The official said it was a complaint filed months ago regarding harassing emails sent to a woman (who they said to be not a government official or member of family) by Broadwell that drew the gaze of the FBI. When they ultimately gained access to her emails, some of those sent between her and Petraeus revealed they were having an affair. That in and of itself isn’t a legal issue, but the investigation ultimately raised security conerns regarding Petraeus’ email account. Petraeus resigned from his position as CIA director yesterday, citing “extremely poor judgment” in his extra-martial affair. source
October 17, 2012
18:27 • 7 months ago

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